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Are there a lot of Mormons in New Jersey?

So, the news is a buzz this morning about how NJ Governor Christie came to the defense of Mitt Romney during a campaign rally at a high school.

When reading the article, you can decide for yourself if Christie really put his best Tony Soprano on it. However, to me, when reading the article, all that came into mind was this song:

Caption Contest?! ANYONE!?

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Why does my finger smell like poo?!!

WAAAAH!  Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google!  Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him!  WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself!  This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!

You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.

Who Likes White People?

It’s for reasons such as this video that I personally take issue with white people. Of course she claims its because she is opening for a religious band called “White People Soul Band.” Nice ehy? What if the was a band called “Man on Man Love”?

Commenter Maat922 on you tube says it best: “LOLOL. Oh my god. I would NOT vote for this person to be Mayor of Shitville, population: her.”

How the hell does a lack of God aka Celestial Dictator/Disaster Terrorist/Fiscal Punisher Extraodinare have anything to do with governmental spending?

The very sad part about this is, people actually take this shit seriously and believe every backwards evolved thought out of her mouth.  Scary times we are living in….scary times.

Shut Up and Say Yer Sorry!

Effective Ways of Saying You’re Sorry

  1. I’m feeling defensive.  When I feel defensive, sometimes I say things I don’t mean.
  2. I’m not talking to you like you are someone I love.  Let me start over because I do love you.
  3. I know I’m sounding angry, but I’m feeling extremely threatened.  Let me take a couple breaths and try again.
  4. I know you’re feeling harassed. Please bear with me, I will do better for you.
  5. I’m afraid if I say I’m sorry, you’ll make everything my fault.
  6. I’m sorry. I think I was using a tone of voice I did not mean.
  7. I overreacted earlier.  We should try that conversation again.
  8. I guess I haven’t been listening very well.  Please give me another chance.
  9. Please forgive me?
  10. I know I’ve hurt you.  What can I do to help us get happy again?
  11. I’ve said some mean things.  Can I take them back?
  12. I’m making it sound like it was your entire fault.  I know that’s not true.
  13. I know I sound mad now.  I’m sorry and I haven’t stopped loving you.
  14. I love you, I hate fighting, and I’m sorry for my part in this one!
  15. I feel lousy about what just happened. Can we just make up?

* Thanks to John DeCore

Why America Sucks # 1,348,972,587,298,378

As for the current looming government shutdown and the reasons behind it, I only have this to say:

Yes. Lets abort this fetus. You want a balanced budget? Start making corporations pay their fair share. Tax companies that ship their job overseas at a higher rate. If you want to Lobby Congress, then its a 50% flat tax to run your business. 501-C3’s can no longer be used to raise political funds. Make the DOD its own free standing entity (like the Post Office) along with charging other countries who use our military for “freedom” a “Freedom Fee.” Any church or non-profit group that wants to persuade its members on how OUR country is governed and its laws on ALL of its people, lose their non taxable status and are taxed at the new Lobbyist rate. Outlaw former congressmen, senators, vice presidents, etc from being able to work for defense contractors. Make serving on Congress or the Senate a volunteer position with no pay and no benefits.

Wow. I bet I’ve made this country money, and saved more money then the good congressman Mr. Ryan at a Planned Parenthood fund raiser and I haven’t even done a thing~how totally American of me!