This guy got busted in Seattle for using the word “fuck” because the bathroom was locked. Here is his reply to the City Council. Enjoy!
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NEW (third) ALBUM from HOZPITALITY (2012)
The third album from electronic masturbatory manipulators Hozpitality, brings 9 selections of mind blowing electronic music for your amusement. Personnel includes: Denise, Cemego, Bitchin Bob, Kevin, Theatreshmuck, and Count Samula.
Track list:
- Buy Now Viagra Cialis (2:30)
Spam never sounded so sexy. - Where’s My Medicine? (6:27)
Bob asks the age old question. For when the pain, the itching, and the inflammation starts. - Cemego One (8:14)
New instruments, new experiment. This was an initial stab at dynamic phrase synthesis. - Hey Yahhh (4:16)
Works really good with a video collage from the TV show Intervention. (See Denise for site reference). - Expressway To Uranus (6:08)
All aboard for the title track!! Tickets please! (Watch your step!) - Requiem For A Post Holiday Wednesday (for Gamera) (9:17)
How to sound close to Stevie Nicks’ Stand Back, without trying. - Kevin and Mary (3:29)
Allow this tune to vaporize into your grey matter while Mary inevitably plays Nintendo. - Deep Fissures (2:22)
Chugging up like a train, to a bouncy sound about a crevasse. When they ask, say “no way!” - Burp A Burp of Liquid Dynomite (1:13)
Burpy and explosive conclusion to your travel down the Expressway to Uranus.
Tools used (with links):
- Symphony of Korg Monotrons (Original, Duo, and Delay)
- Korg Kaossilator
- Apple iPad with Korg IMS20 application
- Sony Acid Loops
- Adobe Audition (blah!)
- Goldwave
- Fender Electric Bass Guitar
- Trumpet with French Horn mouthpiece
- Voices from Denise, Bitchin Bob, and Cemego
Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (40 megs)**
** We don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for fun! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and Uranus)!
Trailer Park Boys Screw the Pooch!
It’s that time of year again! The Frogg Pond’s winter trivia tournament is in full swing. The Trailer Park Boys (Mark P, Pat G, Mary B, John M, Davey K, and John D) started week 5 (of the 16 week tournament) in third place.
This week’s final questions was, “What formula did pharmacist, John S. Pemberton, invent?” Davey wrote Dr. Pepper so fast we were all impressed. Everyone felt very confident and the team decided to bet the farm… all of our 281 points. Unfortunately, the answer was Coca-Cola. Luckily, we get to drop our lowest score.
Come Join Us!
The Trailer Park Boys are always looking for new members to join us on Thursdays at 7pm at the Frogg Pond in Rehoboth Beach, DE. Pete does an amazing job of coming up with the questions and we manage to have a great time whether we win or lose.
Santorum Collage
From kevinyc1a … Future Political Movie
I love this.
For Chad
Remember this drunken gem in the garage? Happy Valentines Day to all 🙂
crack is whack
Jesus heals a Gay man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqI0vjArbn8&feature=related
Some crazy people would consider this a compliment….
I think the comparison is so close it’s almost nauseating. Needs more slobbering and nicotine stains on the teeth though. C’mon, I can’t photoshop EVERYTHING!!! Sheez