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Fifth Release from Hozpitality!!

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This was a collaborative effort, which is the cornerstone of Hozpitality, to incorporate new creative techniques with a few new gadgets. Technology is a wonderful thing, great (and somewhat silly) minds make technology better. Once again, a lovingly slapped together assemblage of “heightened musical vignettes”.

Hozpitality-Toddler Sized Shark Cage-Front Cover

Hozpitality-Toddler Sized Shark Cage-Back Cover

The creative process involved in this album caused laughter to tears. Enjoy!

Track List:

  1. Robots First Shot(Don’t Be A Douchebag) (1:30)
  2. Circus Clown (3:14)
  3. Shredded Concrete (2:29)
  4. blast OFF (1:22)
  5. Ode To Stink Bugs (1:16)
  6. Take Home A Drunk (2:12)
  7. Angry Hot Dog with Sammy (0:53)
  8. Another (2:10)
  9. I Can Still Hear Myself (3:47)
  10. Pre Made Toast (2:32)
  11. Sprint Dicks Claimer (3:35)
  12. No Commercials on My TV (5:38)
  13. Screamin Swing (2:32)
  14. Toddler Sized Shark Cage (3:43)

Tools used:

  • Symphony of Korg Monotrons
  • Korg Koassilator Pro
  • Korg Kaossilator
  • Korg Mini-KP
  • Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic)
  • Adobe Audition (software that hates your sound card)
  • Voice from Alison (on Ode to Stink Bugs)

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (37 megs)**

** Still aint makin money off this crap.  Still more fun than money can buy to make it.  Once again, the best compensation for this effort would be any sort of comment left here on this blog.  Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Pre Made Toast).

Chronicles of the Absurd, Gay, Grinds My Gears, silly

I Was Getting Changed

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Poor Fred Willard got caught in a porn theater in Hollywood, CA last night pulling a “Pee-Wee Herman”. Kinda sucks that this great actor, who is 72 fucking years old by the way, is being prosecuted for doing what most people do in an adult movie theater. The man should be being honored for still whacking off at 72!!! Fucking PBS even dropped him from a show he was working on before the man has even been convicted.

I love Fred Willard, and I could give two shits less he was choking the chicken. The man at his age can probably barely use the internet or send an email, let alone navigate the wild world of internet porn. How many 72 year olds do you know surfing internet porn? Its his generation that is keeping those theaters in business.

Leave Fred Alone

All the shocked haters and PBS folks need to listen to the words of that wise poet and sage, the J-ROC and leave Fred alone.