Who is the better actor? Nicolas Cage or his hair? You be the judge:
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shooki, snookie…feh!
From the Jersey WHORE,…er SHORE.
In The Future…
BALLS TO YOU!!!
This one is for Chris Peterson and Will…
Wonder Where This Guy Is From?
Yep. Its the Bawl’more Britney…Dale! And he is rocking a “duol” identity hon!
I feel sorry for that poor dog…
Merry Shitmas!
Merry Shitmas my friends 🙂
I love how Dunsworth is reading Christopher Hitchens book “God is Not Great; How Religion Poisons Everything…” for a Christmas video.
Just in case anyone tries to tell you otherwise, Christmas is NOT Jesus’s birthday. It was to celebrate his conception. So, really, its a celebration about a rape that caused a pregnancy. Nice!
It was also a Roman holiday hijacked by the later Popes in order to get the waining Roman citizens to convert easier to Christianity because early Christians celebrated nothing and the Romans where ALL about their parties…
So Happy Birthday Sun! A tangible God made up of hot burning gas, which has the REAL influence in all of our lives.
A Little Laughter has Died! Long Live The Legacy of Leslie Nielsen
Possibly one of my all time favorite comedy actors has passed away. Leslie Nielsen! I will miss him! I will honor his memory by watching all 6 Police Squad episodes (in color).
A quote to remember him:
“Sometime, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they’ve got. And, win just one for the Zipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Doc,” he said, “but I won’t smell too good. That’s for sure.”
“I just wanted to tell you, good luck and we’re all counting on you.”
I know what somebody’s getting for Xmas
Or should it be Kwanzaa? Is this Kuumba or Ujamaa? More like Shirley Q.
You know times are bad when ladies don’t care if their furs smell like they need to be dry cleaned with very special chemical.
Time to call up the REAL Harry Potter!!
Yep! North and South Korea are at it again!
I think we need the REAL Harry Potter! He’ll fix this AGAIN! And we wont need some little glasses eye’d twink with a stupid magic stick!
Maybe they’ll bring back MASH then we could stop watching stupid shit like Dancing With The Palins.
Here’s to the Cook
Since I will be rolling up the sleeves and getting wrist deep into the carcass of a large bird, I want to give a shout out to one of the most annoying TV chef’s (and future Mrs. State of New York) Sandra Lee.
COCKTAIL TIME! Enjoy!
Everybody have a safe, wonderful, stimulating, and delicious holiday.