WAAAAH! Bawl baby Rick Santorum cant clear the horrible definition of his name on Google! Now he’s bawling like a baby because Google only wants to honor free speech and he isn’t a fan of what people say about him! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyone want to take this and put a speech balloon on it or stick something on the end of his finger, help yourself! This image looks like perfect fodder for comments!
You can read about him crying like a little bitch here.
Looks like Michelle is finally getting her HPV vaccine…
It’s for reasons such as this video that I personally take issue with white people. Of course she claims its because she is opening for a religious band called “White People Soul Band.” Nice ehy? What if the was a band called “Man on Man Love”?
Commenter Maat922 on you tube says it best: “LOLOL. Oh my god. I would NOT vote for this person to be Mayor of Shitville, population: her.”
How the hell does a lack of God aka Celestial Dictator/Disaster Terrorist/Fiscal Punisher Extraodinare have anything to do with governmental spending?
The very sad part about this is, people actually take this shit seriously and believe every backwards evolved thought out of her mouth. Scary times we are living in….scary times.
I mourn for the city septic system of Philadelphia!
Just a friendly reminder if and when you post: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, move the spam comments to the spam folder.
In the last two days, I must have moved 200+ spam emails from the comments to the spam folder. While I do not mind the upkeep of the blog, the daily bombardment of spam comments we are getting is bording on the ridiculous…
Thanks for playing and please enjoy a lifetime supply of Rice O Roni, Turtle Wax, and the home version of our game.
I think this is the best idea EVER.
If you have unruly children why should the rest of the world suffer because YOU decided to have kids. This reminds me of the dirty looks I get when families are standing in line at a restaurant at a beach resort, and I briskly walk past the line and sit at the bar and get served and fed before they even get a seat in the restaurant.
DON’T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOU CANT CONTROL YOUR SEXUAL URGES! Nobody forced you to have a baby, so quit making it my problem by annoying me with them in public.**
**NOTE: Some children are well behaved in public, and those children and those parents know who they are. BUT THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!!!
Read all about it right HERE.
This holiday weekend, why not try something different then the usual beer while celebrating our nation’s history by blowing pieces of it up with fireworks, and sipping on a cool “Lush Lagoon*.”
*WARNING: Do not attempt to put out drunken firework induced fires with “Lush Lagoon.” Dosing the flames with “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury. Ingestion of “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury.
* Thanks to John DeCore