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Kaossilator Pro + New Microphone = Robots First Shot

Got a nifty $20 mic for the Kaossilator Pro. That means I can now use the 15 Vocoder options on the thing. This was my first shot at it. Took me about 1 hour to make.

The lyrics are:
Hozpitality (x8)
Dont be a douche bag cause all people are douche bags.
You can suck my balls and kiss my ass right now.

Sorry it was the only thing I could come up with lyrically.

Kaossilator PRO Glow!

Yes! Another busy box! This is mega ultra stacked with sounds and gadgets. This is just like the yellow one, only you can have 4 (not just 1) stacks of loops and you can actually save them/export them without recording them live. In this case, I recorded 6 loops (with varying amounts of things stacked in each) and exported them as wav files (via the USB connector from the KPro) and slapped them into Acid Loops. I changed the key on half of them from E to C, then laid them out in a quick and dirty ABACAB layout (I didn’t wanna spend all day on it).

Needless to say, this is a MUCH simpler way to make music. I’m sure Bob will rate this like I’m going for a top 10 blockbuster hit, but it is just an initial experiment to get a sample of it on the blog. The phasing and volume effects were added in Acid. Stay tuned for more!

Kaossilator Pro

Check it out:


 

New theme song… Hell, NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM!

Yay! More music I’m ape shit about that nobody cares about (except for a few). Mike Keneally just finished his co written album with Andy Partridge (from XTC). They just put a video out for one of the songs. Once again, I love music that conveys misery and loss but still seems upbeat (explains my love for Fleetwood Mac too)! No better status report for me could be put to music! I think this could be a testament for everyone struggling through the joke/lie known as “The American Dream”. Listen to the lyrics. They’re awesome!

NOTE: Wont be at the superbowl half time show, Wont be doing a stadium concert, Wont be on American Idol/Glee/Dancing with the Stars, Wont be on the radio. You got it here! So suffer! HAHAHAHA!

A Burt Bacharach Song Missing from Chad’s Collection…

Yeah, its from the “Denise Deep Soul Collection.” He wrote it for Ms Blige…but its got Burt all over it. I actually went to a wedding YEARS ago (yes, a wedding of color) in which the bride was 2 hours late…and when she did show up, she walked in singing this…(not as good as Mary, but it was Burt’s music)

Enjoy!

Great Website Alert!!!

I’ve been killing myself with the Carpenters, Hugo Montenegro, Ennio Morricone, Herb & the TJB, and Burt Bacharach lately. (I think its the warmer weather that makes me go this way, as well and my age). I found these sites kick ass and feed the need (just click the logo’s to open in a new window).

Lounge Legends

Also have been really overplaying a lot Burt Bacharach (once again the warm weather could be the influence here). I’ve been spending too much time on his homepage humorously called “A House is Not A Homepage”. It’s worth a look just to see the cheesy picture of him doing his best Isaac from the Love Boat pose.

Burt Bacharach - A House Is Not A Homepage

And of course, this trip down easy listening grandma music wouldn’t be complete without a trip to the legendary A&M Corner website.

A&M Corner

Fourth Release (Second EP) from Hozpitality!!!

This is a short EP put out as a fourth release showing off the latest advances in the Hozpitality musicality! Lovingly slapped together for your pleasure in Absence of A Supermoon!!

Hozpitality-Absence of A Supermoon

A cobbling together of familial references, bleep bloop noises, and atmospheres to tweak your “something”.

Track list:

  1. Requiem for Dick Clark (0:59)
    An ending song for good old, scandalous, payola, bribe takin, corrupt rich guy “Strokey Face”.
  2. You Can Put Soaps In There(1:48)
    She’s fillin’ it with soaps in ‘nere.  Get me one he’ll pay ya!
  3. Distorted Doodle(1:02)
    Denise and CeMeGo pouring it on the busy boxes.  Really breaks up the kitchen.
  4. Left Turn At Venus(3:18)
    Sometimes, to get to the Expressway to Uranus, you need to make a Left Turn at Venus (because there’s no exits).
  5. Cute Accident(2:35)
    Just be careful you don’t drive over the curb.  It’s so cute, I love it!
  6. Absence of A Supermoon(2:32)
    For your viewing pleasure when it’s too damn cloudy to see the moon.

Tools used (with links):

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (12 megs)**

** We don’t make money off of this crap.  We do it for fun!  The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog.  Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Supermoon)!

Dick is Dead (His Face is Frozen)

Another Hozpitality hit!

Requiem for Dick Clark. BEHOLD!