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WOOOOOOO! 2 HOURS TO GO TILL THE END!!

I’m still hoping for complete and total INSTANT oblivion. Like a light switch to a dimension of nothingness!

GO NOTHING!   GO NOTHING!    GO NOTHING!    WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

nothing

My New Favorite Singer

With the recent events that surround someone I love being assaulted in such a manner that is SO offensive to me, this guy has brought a smile back to my face. I just wish I could fly him over the pond and let him sing his magic at a certain place that deserves all the Fuck, Cunt, Ass, Ass Cheeks, etc. they can get. Here is my guy singing a few shit list favorites:

GOLD!

Personal Fav:

And who can forget…

How bout a little respect fucker?

Fucker in Red. ASS CHEEKS!

Enjoy!

Point/Counter Point AKA all politicians are complete douchebags


Here is the speech that our now illustrious president gave as a Freshman Senator during the 2006 debt limit increase debate:

 

The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. … Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.

 

Fast forward to 2011 now that the “community organizer” is POTUS.

Failure by Congress to raise the U.S. debt limit “could plunge the world economy back into recession,” President Barack Obama declared Friday, and he acknowledged that he must compromise on spending with Republicans who control the House to avoid such a crisis.

So this brings up two possible scenarios, neither of which give me any confidence in the “Most Powerful Man in the World.”

  1. Our president, who’s resume reads as one time community organizer and one term senator (who spent the majority of time campaigning for the presidency) really doesn’t know anything about economics, macro, or micro and was doing nothing more than giving lip service to the American people and grand standing for the Democrats, or…
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  3. Our Hope and Change President has been given a full frontal lobotomy like all other politicians and is now caving in to special interests and those that fill his pockets with the almighty dollar. This full on douchnozzle now talks out of both sides of his mouth like all of his predecessors before him and seemingly has a bit of white trash in him. “Hey, I still have checks left so I must have money!”
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If I ran my business like the Federal government my doors would have been shuttered long ago. The bottom line is this: If you don’t have the money in the account YOU CANNOT SPEND IT!!!!!!! Tough choices must be made and that is what the majority of Americans elected this man to do.

Once again, our democracy has failed us.

Honesty and Openness DO take place in politics (only when the Mic is off)

I have always been sort of Love/Hate with Obama.  Today I saw an article that made me fall in love with him all over again.  Apparently they (asshole media) left the MIC on after one of his speeches and Obama was so frustrated he was doing a little off the cuff riffing on the current budget situation.  Apparently he was really annoyed with asshole Republican Paul Ryan claiming that he is the new “American Accountant”.  Obama’s response was COMPLETELY ON POINT (and new and improved… now with the up till now MISSING Democratic Balls..)

“When Paul Ryan says his priority is to make sure, he’s just being America’s accountant … This is the same guy that voted for two wars that were unpaid for, voted for the Bush tax cuts that were unpaid for, voted for the prescription drug bill that cost as much as my health care bill–but wasn’t paid for,” Obama reportedly said.

This made me fall in love with Obama all over again because Paul Ryan is a total dick head.

To read the whole article that pissed me off and made me fall in love with Obama again, click here.

Thank God!  Obama woke up today, reached down his underwear and found his balls.  Let’s hope Harry Reid does the same!