The giant gas giant (no not Rush Limbaugh) Jupiter will be approaching Earth for the closet encounter in decades. So, if its clear out after midnight, take a moment from your fabulous time and look up to the sky to see this massive planet. The next time it will be this close is 2022…and who knows what in the hell we will be doing then…shit…we could even be dead.
I’m living forever bitch. whatchu talkin bout’ Fuck Jupiter! Twelve years between visits and it never calls. Im just gonna go hang out with the Moon. Im not gonna sit up waiting for that red piece of shit. I don’t need the drama!