The Official 24 Hour Tootsie Schedule:
| Time | Activity |
| 6am-7am | Zoomies* I (Tootsie Poophoria®). Scream at daddy while he’s in bed sleeping. Jump on bed and scream in daddy’s ear. Leave a poop in the box, and dont cover, thus stinking up the apartment. |
| 7am-10am | Sleep on couch or foot of bed. |
| 10am-2pm | Scream at daddy while he makes coffee, breakfast, or lunch. Scream LOUDER if daddy steps out for 5 minutes to get take-out and lecture loudly for an hour after consuming food/coffee. |
| 2pm-4pm | Sleep in storage space, way above fridge (because daddy cant reach me here). |
| 4pm-6:30pm | Get pissed and fussy because daddy makes me come down off the storage space above the fridge. Sleep on couch or bed. |
| 6:30pm-8pm | Zoomies* II (Tootsie Boogaloo®). Usually resolved with daddy capturing me, putting me in kitchen window, and squeezing or brushing me. |
| 8pm-11pm | Sleep on couch or bed. |
| 11pm-1am | Scream at daddy for food. Daddy shakes food down in bowl (because a visual of the bottom of the food bowl is not an empty bowl). I finish food and bitch loudly at daddy for a refill. Daddy feeds me and refreshes water. |
| 1am-4am | Daddy showers. I scream at daddy while he is in the shower. I bring daddy “Shower brain” or “Shower ball” while he showers and demand that daddy recognizes it as some sort of savage wild capture. Daddy MUST acknowledge this or things get REALLY LOUD. |
| 4am-6am | Zoomies* III (Tootsie After Dark®). Usually run from kitchen window to living room window to bedroom window all night howling at ANYTHING outside. |
*Zoomies consists of running very fast while meowing and spinning out. Path consists of box on kitchen floor, across living room (spinning out and meowing), into bedroom under bed. Then across living room again to bathroom and into shower where she howls REALLY LOUD and shreds the shower curtain. Then start again by running to box on kitchen floor.
Hysterical! She is a very busy girl…