I was tired of seeing and hearing about all these huge corporations doing somber solo piano music commercials about how much they care about people “in these trying times”.

I thought I would take a whack at trying to make a coronavirus “we care” song of my own.

This is what I came up with. Feel free to think of some corporate bullshit to say on top of it. Try to get in the spirit of depriving your employees of income while you spend millions on trite music like this with somber stupid stock video footage to make people think you give a shit about their survival. This usually helps!

Say things in a low deep caring concerned corporate type voice-over like:
“in these trying times”
“when people must survive against an invisible enemy”

Feel free to leave your own stupid insensitive stock voice-over script in the comments. Maybe I can get Bitchin Bob to do a proper voice over.

AS ALWAYS – BEST IN HEADPHONES!