Gladys’s cousin, Ponzü has been stuck in a tree for 3 days.
UPDATE! Ponzü rescued!
Back on terra firma !!
None of us will forget Ponzü Liberation Day (December 2, 2015) of rejoicing when Ponzü was rescued from the 3 day nightmare in the tree. VIVE LA PONZüüüü!!!!!!!!!
Ponzü Liberation Day – December 2, 2015
Never Forget!!
Crows were taunting him yesterday…my poor wet, cold, and hungry pussy…
Donald Trump says, “The greatest cat that has ever been. Talented, smart, successful, edgy, brave…. This cat is a hero! This cat has verve. He’s not lazy like other cats, he’s got energy. He will live on where other cats DIE!”
Anderson Cooper says, “Flowers, donations, memorabilia, and stuffed animals are welcome at the base of the tree.”
Ponzü is resting quietly at home now and is requesting the media give him privacy at this time.
“I love cats! Ponzü is the most greatest cat ever! When I’m President I’ll change the laws of gravity so cats will never get stuck in trees ever! Isn’t that great?” – Donald Trump
“I would say that. . .. . the cats of America have enjoyed freedom for many years . . . . and in the current political climate I think we should identify the good cats and separate the bad cats. Perhaps in a concentrated form…..ZZZZzzzz…..” -Ben Carson
“I’m a vampire who wants to suck the blood of any living thing, except fetuses.” – Ted Cruz (Canadian)
“I think we should allow feline freedom for all cats, and let them take personal responsibility for their vertical positions. They need to be free to build their own litter boxes without job-killing regulations.” – Rand Paul
“Can I get Ponzü with a side of gravy… oh wait. I’ll build a bridge to that tree then let nobody travel on it because they didn’t vote for me…” – Chris Christie
“I know many scientists have said cats climbing trees is real, but I personally don’t think it is happening. Those animal control officers are just trying to drain our federal budget for these so called cat-astophes. I would call for a thorough investigation into these fake feline faults.” – Bobby Jindal
“Ponzü climbed that tree to escape Planned Parenthood organ harvesting.” – Carly Fiorina
“Wait! Ponzü is down already? We haven’t even formed a robust and comprehensive sub-committee on cat tree climbing yet…” – Hillary Clinton
“Billy was a mountain, Ethel was tree growing off of his shoulder, Ponzü was a cat sitting on Ethel…” – Frank Zappa
“I think it is a disgrace that in this day and age, hundreds and hundredsof cats continue to get stuck in trees. I believe cat education should be our top priority. I will make tuition free for all kitties in America. Every other country in the developed world offers free education for cats, and there is no reason that even 1% of our precious felines should be trapped by insidious trees. Every tree will have an escape route ladder for cats.” – Bernie Sanders
“I have seen video of a kitten, newly born, still alive on a veterinarian’s operating table, with someone saying ‘keep it alive so we can harvest it’s brain’, and I know I saw it because God agreed that I saw it.” – Mike Huckabee
“He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into. I say, let him get pulled down by a human for 50 clams!”
Milsoh Kuczynski, age 2
Forest Lake MN
“The whole nation will sleep easier tonight knowing that hope survived. Ponzü wasn’t just a cat stuck in a tree, he was just like everyone of us. That cat survived 3 cold rainy days and nights in a tree because of hope. Let us build upon his rescue as we rescue America.”-President Barack Obama
“Today I am calling upon the Senate to open a full investigation into what took place leading up to the moments an American Cat was stuck in a tree. It is with my full confidence we will find that Iran is behind these Catrocites”…… Rep Tom Cotton .R.