Rehoboth news

Hello Gaylawere!

Billy Here with all the Family news.

Today in Rehoboth Beach The queers were out in force as the temperatures rose and the season sprang into full swing. No gray skies, but plenty of  gray hairs, and the younger crowd never fails to make an appearance on Friday and Saturday.

The Aqua Grille recently had their Summer opening. Speaking of openings, the Aqua Servers are back. Their trademark black muscle shirts, and over all bodily beauty is sure to give any patron a sudden urge to sit down. Does your mother know you work here? The sea of polo shirts and plaid Bermuda shorts ensures that no matter who you are, you’re only a stoli and tonic away from being completely ignored by everyone.

The Fish will Fly at the Seafood shack. This moderately priced intimate space gives every flounder a chance to shack up. Forget the worms this trip. These ladies are all about the fish food.

The Blue Moon, Where you’ll never see me standing alone. Cram on in to the Moon for plenty of groin graizing and “accidental” bumps. Moderatley priced and great place to make plans for later.

Feeling bored yet. Not your scene. That ok. We know You like it a little bit dirtier.  Then Race to Ladies and Lace, the Double LL to the locals. If you like cheap, and dirty, and Urinals with Ice, then this dim lit bar will be extremely BEARable.

If you’re anything like me you like your men au natural. While there is no water front nudity in Rehoboth, you’d never know it at poodle beach. Speedo Stock goes through the roof when the boys in rehomo hit the surf. Body dismorphia has never been hotter.

Well ,That about wraps up this queer little romp down Rehoboth Avenue. I’m off to the Frogg Pond where you never know what you’re gonna get. And, that’s the way I like it.

Bringing you the news about all things Rehomo, this is Billy C. here saying.

Get him while he’s drunk!

Billy C.