If you haven’t heard, the self proclaimed savior of the world and personal do-good’er Bono from the band who defined “sell out” known as U2 has been admitted to a hospital for emergency back surgery. Personally I think its from bending over in those stupid rock and roll poses in his music videos while the camera sails under his crotch or down his big mouth.
He’s probably in the hospital right now saying, “how kin yew poke foon of me in yer bloog when there’s all this suffrin’ goin on in me back! NURSE! I need another Nooty Booty bar!!!”
Here’s the CNN article, if you are pretending to give a crap!
back surgery his ass. it was to remove the giant hemorrhoid that has spread up his back from his ass and has taken over his head.
Is Bono a sell out and a dick? Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
Lets hope the pain is nothing trivial.