I think a bunch of people in funny clothes, with funny hairdos, who don’t know the slightest thing about soap just decided to get more attention.

Apparently some unwashed dork thought it’d be cool to add another sign to the zodiac. The new one is called “Ophiuchus”, like leo the lion or cancer the crab, this is probably like some stupid space-turnip. Here’s the article so you can pretend it has ANY affect on your life whatsoever.

http://io9.com/5733004/your-zodiac-sign-may-have-changed-this-week

Apparently leo’s and virgo’s are the only ones this works on. Will is now a Leo. My Mom is a Leo.

Whoop dee dang doodlee doo!

(The only significance is that someone close to me had to call me excited and tell me about it! Hahahaha!)