Monthly Archives: April 2020

CHOB, Hozpitality, Music Sound Noise Audio

CoronaVirus “we care” music

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It’s all about the money, folks.
CoronaVirus We Care Music

I was tired of seeing and hearing about all these huge corporations doing somber solo piano music commercials about how much they care about people “in these trying times”.

I thought I would take a whack at trying to make a coronavirus “we care” song of my own.

This is what I came up with. Feel free to think of some corporate bullshit to say on top of it. Try to get in the spirit of depriving your employees of income while you spend millions on trite music like this with somber stupid stock video footage to make people think you give a shit about their survival. This usually helps!

Say things in a low deep caring concerned corporate type voice-over like:
“in these trying times”
“when people must survive against an invisible enemy”

Feel free to leave your own stupid insensitive stock voice-over script in the comments. Maybe I can get Bitchin Bob to do a proper voice over.

AS ALWAYS – BEST IN HEADPHONES!

CHOB, Cool stuff, Hozpitality, Music Sound Noise Audio

Hozpitality – WaWa nurr nurr

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This is in NO WAY an ad for Wawa.
Wawa Nurr Nurr.mp3

OK. This is crap. Found this laying around my hard drive on an old Windows Desktop back up. This is where I move things on a hard drive when my desktop gets too littered with icons.

From what I can tell, I made this as a tester file (not unlike my Lowering of The Table tester file). It is dated 9/25/2016 and it’s 20 minutes of noodling that was clearly improvised. The multiple beats and timings don’t match up at all, except in rare instances (so settle down Bob).

There are some vocals near the end of me singing in the vocoder. I have no recollection of what I was saying/singing. If you can figure it out, let me know in the comments. I may make a song about YOU! ??

I didn’t know what to call it. It is labeled as “Wawa Nurr Nurr.mp3”.

I didn’t think it was worthy to make it public, but :

  • I’m getting old
  • I pay nearly $200 a year to keep this blog up
  • We’re living through a pandemic.

Might as well shake the tree of its junk onto the public stage.

Personally, I feel, I am MUCH BETTER than this track (lately), but see if you can live through all 20 minutes. It’s a challenge for me and I CREATED THE DAMNED THING!

As always, SOUNDS BEST IN HEADPHONES!!

CHOB, Cool stuff, Hozpitality, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

The Lowering Of The Table

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Today I lowered the keyboard stand to match the height of the surrounding desks. This meant unhooking stuff and rehooking it which means ANOTHER TESTER TRACK TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING RECORDED. (Which also means, it was a scratch track, so dont think for a minute this is supposed to sound “good” or be “official”).

The Lowering of the Table Tester File

And now I can SIT at the keyboard stand instead of STAND at it. Thank you quarantine.

Used Microkorg, Volca Bass, and Kaossilator Pro.