Seventh Release from Hozpitality!!! It’s a DOUBLE STUDIO ALBUM!

Front Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony 00 Cover

Back Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony 00 Back

Track List:
1. BPE (0:13)
2. Electric Spoon (1:42)
3. Guinea Fest 2013 (2:42)
4. B6FEA109D(elephant hair) (2:02)
5. New Weapon For Crowd Control (1:04)
6. Montage (2:33)
7. Lunar Trampoline (8:30)
8. Menthol Cigarette Voice (0:22)
9. Is It Art at 296 bpm (4:56)
10. DA NA NA  (2:28)
11. Day Glo Sun Visor (5:14)
12. Benevolent Synergy (3:05)
13. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety (3:19)
14. Insert Money Now (0:49)
15. Don’t Eat Cake (2:38)
16. Caffeinated (2:26)
17. Piano Bubbles (1:45)
18. Hippy Sammys Jungle Beat (1:27)
19. Working Mans Uterus (2:35)
20. Wired Crossing (3:27)
21. Jungle Sammys Hippy Beat (1:10)
22. Electric Fork (0:55)
23. Cultural Differences (3:19)
24. Wet Slappy Thing (3:31)
25. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety Coda (1:13)

Tools used:
Guitar by Bitchin Bob
Korg Kaossilator
Korg Kaossilator Pro
Korg Mini-KP
Korg Micro Key 37
Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic (awwwww))
Ableton Live (someday we’ll figure it out)
Adobe Audition (to watch it fight over midi devices)
Chord Pulse (music writing on the cheap)
A Butt Load of VST Plug Ins
Coffee

Voices by:
Bitchin Bob
CeMeGo
MsNeeBo
Theatreshmuck
Hippy Sammy
Chef Jeff
North Tower
Paul-E

Click here to download the album in a zip file with cover art (61 megs). It is Hozpitality’s biggest album so far so be patient. It takes a while!**

** We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for pleasure! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Wet Slappy Thing)!

Forbes Magazine Restates The Obvious

Nothing like trying your hardest to keep hope alive and an upbeat spirit, then you read this in the news…

worst

Click here to read the whole Damned Miserable List! Go Philadelphia! Right there with crappy old Detroit! Way to go Filthadelphia!!

For those of us who still need to work to survive, this may mean it’s time to move away. This really sucks!

RHPS…who’s in?

Let’s Do the Time Warp Again!

Landmark Theatres Midnight Movie Series returns and is proud to present The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Ritz at the Bourse in Old City Philadelphia! Performance by Philly’s Own Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast, Transylvanian Nipple Productions!

-FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8th at MIDNIGHT!
-Tickets: $9.50
-Showtime: MIDNIGHT (doors open at 11:30pm)
-Preshow and Costume Contest!
-Prop bags for sale
-Costumes and Audience Participation – STRONGLY encouraged!