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Monthly Archives: February 2011
Egyptian Refugee Woman About To Receive A Cigarette Burn?!?
The crisis in Egypt has refugees running amok!
Philly Apartment Rooftop Connect-O-Pic
These may seem pointless, but I have fun doing them. This was taken as 4 pictures and I scrapped the 4th picture (which would have been on the far right). I just stuck with these three. This is on the roof of my apartment in stinky, junky, dead beat, south philly back in September (I think). I was shooting toward North (skyline behind the tree, Delaware river to the right – not really visible, so don’t look for it!) Took this long for me to finally dig’m up and slap’m together. They look washed out intentionally so you can see the blended edges of the 3 photos – I feel that’s the point of making Connect-O-Pics in the first place.
DISCLAIMER: I do not do this for art! I do this for fun and my own amusement. The images don’t match up “perfectly” and that’s point. I’m just standing there, snapping with my cell phone, turning a little, and snapping again. Fun little exercise. It’s supposed to give you a cheap “cyclorama”, “sensaround”, or “panoramadingdong” perspective (or whatever the stupid trendy buzzword is supposed to be in the day of stupid internet fads). Then again, it might just be a psychological profile for my dormant madness.
In review:
Everybody Pooooops! Sommmmmetiiiiiiiimes… (SIC of R.E.M.)
NOTE: Nursey people (like Liz or Kay), any medical advice you may have is definitely welcome as (like most) I’m an American with no health insurance, and it’s too damned cold now to stand outside the clinic in a line with the homeless and unwed/raped mothers at 7AM with a fever. And if this grosses anyone out, I’m sorry, but the revenge note at the bottom was fun and the chart gave me a laugh because Type 1 looks like bunny poop! (Also, I THINK Bristol has nothing to do with Bristol Palin… OR DOES IT?)
If you have had a meal at the Wendy’s located here, you may need this helpful chart below. I have been suffering from my visit last Friday and it has been very painful. I’ve lost my appetite, and been feverish for 5 days now.
Seems Type 7 is my fate. I’ll let you know when my kidneys and liver fail (unless my unpaid cell phone dies first!) HA!
Here’s the message I left on their website:
I ordered a double with cheese, hold the lettuce tomato and onion medium sized meal. (I incorrectly received a double without cheese), and an order of Asian chicken wings.
Upon my return home about an hour or two later I exhibited a high fever. I have had diarrhea for 5 days now. You need to check the cleanliness of your restaurant, the food handlers, or the quality of your food before you kill someone. This is not the first time I have been made ill by this particular Wendy’s. Clean your surfaces or wash your hands.
Listen To Your Computer! You May Save Your Data, Money, and Time!
Found this very interesting article about the sounds made by a failing hard drive. If I had a nickel for the times I have heard most of these (and yes… the Maxtor sounds are the most common. This is why I use Maxtor hard drives as door stops only).
Folks, if you care, it is a good thing to get a quiet moment, press your ear to your computer, reboot, and listen to the drives spin up. It may tell you a lot.
This site contains sound samples of various brands of hard drives in many different states of failure or near failure. Before you test your own computer, check out this site.
http://datacent.com/hard_drive_sounds.php
And like Todd Rundgren said, “Now, if ya have a pair of headphones ya better get’m out and get’m cranked up, cause they’re really gonna help ya on this one…” The samples on this site are a bit hard to hear on external speakers.
I may even send you a 10 Gig Maxtor hard drive (probably not functioning) if you can make a hit song out of the sounds! HAHA! (Nobukazu Takemura is ineligible for this contest!)
Breaking my Post Cherry and Packers WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!
SPAM ON THE ROAD: 70 Degrees.
Don’t you just hate me?
Yes ladies and jellyspoons, It is around 70 degrees today in southern Cali. I know that you all are having one of the worst winters of your lives and I hate to rub it in, but I’m gonna anyway.
SUNSHINE AND WARM WEATHER BABY.
We are headed to Palm Desert California, just outside of Palm Springs. Not a cloud in the sky and warm as all get out.
I mean you must just wanna shoot me. But that will have to wait until April when our westerly trip is done and we head back east to Newark.
The past few weeks have been fine. Riverside, CA , then a trip up to Washington State, back down through Oregon, and now Southern CA.
The Lead that I cover, Sir Bedevere, had to step out of the show for a few days to attend a funeral back east. So I got to play a leading role in Riverside which is an A market. Fun stuff. He’s back now and all is well . I’m sorta glad to be back in my old track. more comfortable.
We are seeing some beautiful countryside. chased a prairie dog at a gas stop yesterday that looked very much like Glaydburger. Being out here makes me want to learn Spanish. We all really should.
Next big cities are Phoenix, Thousand Oaks, and (sigh) Santa Barbara. Sunny beach 4 miles away from S.B., and we have a golden day there. can’t wait.
hope all is well and you guys are keeping warm. Can’t wait to see you in April.
Will
Super Bowl Commercial – g g g g g g g gay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1yk85znbpY