This is what I feel about today’s presidential election issues, (and sadly, as much as I care). Proof that the debate never changes, and the bullshit continues year after year after year after year. This is the reason I’m glad I get older everyday:
Category Archives: Cool stuff
Our MST3K/RiffTrax heroes have been busy
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett have been busy turning up on stupid Comedy Central game shows and stealing the show. They really need their own television show of some kind.
A Song for Apple IPhone Users
Damned Blinkin’ Asteroid
This is a new pattern I created this evening calling Blinkin’ Asteroid. This was done completely on the Korg Electribe Sampler.
I created this after listening to this song at lunch. You can hear how hung up I get on the smallest of tunes in a day.
Thank you Brian Eno and Karl Hyde for inspiration!
(and DAMMIT! YOU LAZY PEOPLE! I know you are all sitting there listening to this through some shitty phone speakers. I DO NOT MIX FOR CELL PHONE SPEAKERS so get yer damned head phones out, you lazy ass!)
The Second CHOB Album Has (Crash) Landed!
The triumphant return of the Hozpitality spin-off, Chob. Pushing the limits, of their former ambient/sound painting foundation, Chob incorporates more rhythms and sonic textures of radiance, and sinister darkness. Dive into the sea of exploration with the sonic exploitation of Chob II.
Track List
- Morning Fog on The Docks (5:18)
- Some Fussypooting (3:28)
- Organstwa (3:53)
- Sub Marine (5:26)
- Somethingness (5:29)
- Calculated Mechanations (3:55)
- Some of These Days (2:31)
- Metrocentric (3:13)
- The Stampede of Legislature (1:57)
- Pelvic Thrust (2:13)
- Evening Mist on The Pier (2:10)
Personnel:
Bitchin Bob: Guitar, Synth, Phone, Tablet, Percussion
CeMeGo: Bass, Synth, Phone, Percussion
Brian: Synth, Phone
Tools used:
Ableton Live 9 Suite (too complicated!)
Adobe Audition (too useful unfortunately!)
Caustic (Phone App)
Custom Built Joe Kaufman Fender Stratocaster
Fender Aerodyne Bass
Korg Electribe Sampler 2
Korg Mini-KP
Korg Kaossilator Pro
Korg Kaossilator
Korg MicroKey
Sony Acid Pro 7
Synchroid (Phone App)
Click here to download the album in a zip file with cover art (39 megs).
We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for pleasure! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Chob thanks YOU (and your Somethingness)!
A Whole Bin of Stupid Videos
OH MY GOSH… ITS SO HARD TO STOP… LOOKIT THE WIGGLE!!! (Me thinks the lady is losing her mind).
Nobody Bothers Me!!!
Eastern Motors. If you live in the DMV, you know this or you haven’t been alive. It’s a buncha sports people I couldn’t care less about. If you are bored, just play “point at the felon”.
Same song, only with Alexander Ovechkin… You know… that guy that IS the washington capitals team (in its’ entirety). He’s ugly, he cant sing, and what the hell was anyone thinking!
I need to visit this place. SPECIAL NOTE HON: The bawlmer accent on the announcer reading the address and phone.
And a nod to the mass media whore market of Philadelphia, here is the BEST NEWS THEME EVERRRRRR!!!
Why does Captain Chesapeake keep pictures of children on his “Cabin Wall” … and why is he dressed like a prisoner?
Thats all for now. Leave a comment or add more. I don’t have facebook… I needs the info…
How to Start a Business by Dwight Schrute from The Office
This made me laugh..
(fromThe Office-809)and a nice animated gif to boot!
A Hozpitality Prog Rock “In-Joke”…
“Aren’t they all?!”
So, I was messing around tonight after re-re-reinstalling my ableton 9 pro suite deluxe with wings. I think I got it installed now (finally). I thought i’d noodle around with a weird noise or two and make a mess.
I call this masterpiece (at 43 seconds) “Bruford Gives Up”.
It brings to mind Bruford’s playing in King Crimsons “Requiem”. Also, it has smacks of the “dream cheeky orgasm” drum solo.
But I learned a pinch about Ableton 9 Live Pro Studio Ultra Deluxe Full Blown Suck You Dry version®.
Just preppin for the arrival of the Electribe Sampler… (its comin dammit! they billed me already!)
Stupidly fun and shit’s GOTTA get better than this!
Drinking?!
This was created in Philly, but it feels more DC.
Garfunkle & Oates – Handling Your Women’s Issues (and Go Kart Racing While Masturbating)
I cant understand it, but this stuff kills me.
It’s like if Jane Wiedlin from the Go Go’s and Joni Mitchell just said, “Fuck it!”