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Cool stuff, silly, Spamalot

Medieval Insult Generator

Take all the work out of insulting someone!
Be a HIT at the next Ren Faire!
Insult your fellow cast members of SPAMALOT

with this MEDIEVAL INSULT GENERATOR!

samples:
“Thou art a foul-breathed, sheep-biting, hedgepig!”
” I dub thee a slow-witted, curish STRUMPET!”
“YOU SIR, are a dim-witted craven, HORN BEAST!”

Copy and Paste!THOU FOUL SCENTED, PASTY, WISE-ASS!!
www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/other/insult_generator.swf

Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking – Epic Battle

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You know, Easter is coming and it’s always been my dream to see a completely mechanized film version of Christ’s Crucifixion. Think about it. A Post-Industrial/Post-Apocalyptic quasi-robotic interpretation of “The PASSION of the CHRIST”??!! Wouldn’t that be incredible? Well, …wouldn’t it????

Its amazingly simple. The talent is already there.
Hollywood could cast Steven Hawking as the Christ,
Robocop as Mary Magdelene, R2D2 as The Virgin Mary,
Bender as Saint Peter, Senator Bob Dole as Pontius Pilate

…and so on.

But I guess until Hollywood gets off its ASS,…here’s a little something to scratch that Hawking itch I know we ALL get from time to time! Hell man, I’m still trying to figure out the physics as how they were able to auto-tune his already robotic voice and not have the universe collapse in upon itself.

Enjoy.

Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, WMOM

HELLO my geeky, radio, shortwave, internet, audio, gadget, computer and electronics friends!!!

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Hello my friends in geekdom,

This was really crazy but I stumbled over this article:

http://www.archive.org/details/ird059

and it really “freaked me out” (because I’ve heard these sounds before.  A lot of it!  In some very interesting musical contexts).  I’ve never known about this, but there is this thing called “Numbers Stations” that are broadcast on shortwave radio as a way to communicate to international spies and stuff.  Thankfully, somebody has collected and posted some of this stuff to the Internet. I listened to some of the samples and I recognized sounds that were used in various recordings of music that I enjoy such as obscure stuff like ChromaKey, Brian Eno, etc.. As we all know my taste in music is poop anyway, but I’m curious if any of it sounds familiar to any of you? I just thought this was interesting, and I know I have super geeky friends out there that would find this “neato” as well.

Radio Operator

I hope for comments here. You don’t need to be a member to comment on the article.  I wont Spam you or track you down on Facebook (as I refuse to have one).

I want any opinions on it for example:  “yeah! know all about this”, or “Chad why don’t you find something to do”, or “… of course i knew this you idiot”.

NOTE: you may not use any of the above comments.

Cheers and stuff,

Chad