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Happy Birthday Internet!

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On April 7, 1969, RFC 1 was distributed on the spankin’-new ARPANET by Steve Crocker of UCLA. Today, the RFC is the official publication channel for the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF), the Internet Architecture Board (IAB), and the global community of computer researchers. ARPANET would later be incorporated with other networks to give life to our modern Internet. The Internet has provided us with information and entertainment beyond the imagination of ARPANET’s creators. Without it, we’d have no Wikipedia to deliberately falsify, no YouTube stars like Trolololo Guy, and (worst of all, of course) no ctrlZ blog to bitch and moan. Thanks to the internet, I never have to leave my house. Ever. Fast and easy communication with friends and family! I no longer have to remember anything, Google is kind enough to remember everything for me. Most importantly, if it wasn’t for the Internet, I’d have to pay for porn.

Happy Birthday my good friend Internet

Cool stuff, silly, Spamalot

Medieval Insult Generator

Take all the work out of insulting someone!
Be a HIT at the next Ren Faire!
Insult your fellow cast members of SPAMALOT

with this MEDIEVAL INSULT GENERATOR!

samples:
“Thou art a foul-breathed, sheep-biting, hedgepig!”
” I dub thee a slow-witted, curish STRUMPET!”
“YOU SIR, are a dim-witted craven, HORN BEAST!”

Copy and Paste!THOU FOUL SCENTED, PASTY, WISE-ASS!!
www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/other/insult_generator.swf

Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking – Epic Battle

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You know, Easter is coming and it’s always been my dream to see a completely mechanized film version of Christ’s Crucifixion. Think about it. A Post-Industrial/Post-Apocalyptic quasi-robotic interpretation of “The PASSION of the CHRIST”??!! Wouldn’t that be incredible? Well, …wouldn’t it????

Its amazingly simple. The talent is already there.
Hollywood could cast Steven Hawking as the Christ,
Robocop as Mary Magdelene, R2D2 as The Virgin Mary,
Bender as Saint Peter, Senator Bob Dole as Pontius Pilate

…and so on.

But I guess until Hollywood gets off its ASS,…here’s a little something to scratch that Hawking itch I know we ALL get from time to time! Hell man, I’m still trying to figure out the physics as how they were able to auto-tune his already robotic voice and not have the universe collapse in upon itself.

Enjoy.