a half a jug of cheap wine and a night with the boys…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsdPB2exeY8
Category Archives: Cool stuff
What is up with Steve Harvey’s Teeth?!
This is a question that has plagued me from watching Family Feud and seeing ads on the side of city buses.
Here’s some more pictures to help you decide..
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I am Baritt Robomney and I approved this message…
This was posted on YouTube as the WTF video of the week!
The first lady is a grim picture of Madonna’s performance future.. hahaha
This could also be an exciting new way to ring the dinner bell!
EAT DA PARSLEY!!!
Yeee Haw Hurricane!!!
WOOOOO! HOOO!
IT’S A HARR-EE-CANE!
STEP ON IT CLETUS!
F YOU WEATHERMAN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Click this link to watch (because yahoo’s stupid embed codes aren’t working…. dorks)!
“That’s never a good idea folks…”
No shit, dumb ass! They’re makin fun of you, ya Dink!
That Wildwood Beach Aint So Long Now!
Guess nobody is getting their money’s worth from the beach taxi eh?
Go Janeway!
DEBUT Release from Hozpitality Ambient Spin-Off: CHOB!
CHOB = Chad and Bob.
I had this idea, which came from the first track on this album, to create more music that sounds like the following:
- Ambient
- Space
- Chill
- New Age
- Lullaby Channel
- Massage music
- Sound Collage
- “Hold that chord and wait for a record contract”
- and Atmosphere
Bob and I have many years of exposure to this type of music and thoroughly enjoy it as a unique and special artform. We wanted to make some music that didn’t start from or required a rhythm section. To be honest, there are a few drum tracks on this album, but they were intentionally moved to the back of the mix to make room for the sonic palette on display for these tracks. There is no mistaking the quality of the sounds in the musical toys/instruments we use, and we wanted to have fun putting these on display a little more.
So there are no vocals/lyrics, and there’s not a lot of “hot driving dance beats”. This is more of an exploration of the sonic “colour” in our heads and our devices. The first track, “Egyptian Forward”, was the inspiration to start this journey. To make a bookend, a portion of “Egyptian Forward” was segmented and shortened. The left channel of this track was reversed while the right side moves in a forward direction, hence the title “Egyptian Crossing”. (I personally loved the original track so much I thought it sounded good backwards too!)
Never enough credit goes to Bitchin Bob for editing genius, insight/perspective, and laughs o’plenty. I swear we both learn more about the tools of this trade every time we do this stuff. Learning has never been so much fun!
Track list:
- Egyptian Forward (3:23)
- From The Treetop (7:49)
- Pur Heaven (4:37)
- Dinosaur Suite (6:29)
- Egyptian Crossing (1:28)
Tools used:
- Korg Kaossilator Pro
- Korg Kaossilator
- Korg Mini-KP
- Adobe Audition (“What? Are we crashing now?”)
Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (24 megs)**
** You can’t charge money for this much fun, and it truly is fun making this stuff. As always, the best compensation for this effort would be any sort of comment left here on this blog. CHOB thanks YOU (because your comments are Pur Heaven).
BIG NEWS! Hozpitality fans have a reason to live. The follow up to Hozpitality’s 5th album Toddler Sized Shark Cage is coming SOON! REMAIN CALM!
The “Highest” I’ve Ever been in Philadelphia!!
These pictures are from the 6th tallest building in Philadelphia, the Blue Cross building (DiBona Building) on the 44th floor facing west.
As always click the image for the full effect! The connecto pic below is composed of 5 crappy cell pictures.
Here’s a few non-connecto pics facing north and east (just for giggles). As always, click the image for the full size!
DAILY PRESCRIPTION !
Politics pissin you off? The rape and pillage of the weak and suffering? Cant take it? Don’t know what to do?
Play this song REALLY LOUD until you laugh your ass off. Play it REALLY loud and see if you can piss anyone off with it!
Somehow it makes me feel better…
