Category Archives: silly

Will went to see Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s The Book of Mormon tonight and I’m insanely jealous…

So while it’s still available, watch this interview because THIS is why Trey Parker is a musical genius! HAHA!

Medieval Insult Generator

March 31, 2011 chefjeff

Take all the work out of insulting someone!
Be a HIT at the next Ren Faire!
Insult your fellow cast members of SPAMALOT

with this MEDIEVAL INSULT GENERATOR!

samples:
“Thou art a foul-breathed, sheep-biting, hedgepig!”
” I dub thee a slow-witted, curish STRUMPET!”
“YOU SIR, are a dim-witted craven, HORN BEAST!”

Copy and Paste!THOU FOUL SCENTED, PASTY, WISE-ASS!!
www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/other/insult_generator.swf

Political, silly

WAAAAH Gadhafi! Booo Hoooo!

March 31, 2011 cemego 1 Comment

The media asked U.S. Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates if he had any advice for Gadhafi. Gates replied cooly with, “I wouldn’t go hanging any new pictures if I was him.”

Kudos for Gates for making a cool Rambo’esque smart ass’d quip! The guy is all class!

Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking – Epic Battle

March 30, 2011 chefjeff 2 Comments

You know, Easter is coming and it’s always been my dream to see a completely mechanized film version of Christ’s Crucifixion. Think about it. A Post-Industrial/Post-Apocalyptic quasi-robotic interpretation of “The PASSION of the CHRIST”??!! Wouldn’t that be incredible? Well, …wouldn’t it????

Its amazingly simple. The talent is already there.
Hollywood could cast Steven Hawking as the Christ,
Robocop as Mary Magdelene, R2D2 as The Virgin Mary,
Bender as Saint Peter, Senator Bob Dole as Pontius Pilate

…and so on.

But I guess until Hollywood gets off its ASS,…here’s a little something to scratch that Hawking itch I know we ALL get from time to time! Hell man, I’m still trying to figure out the physics as how they were able to auto-tune his already robotic voice and not have the universe collapse in upon itself.

Enjoy.