Category Archives: silly

New $20 Ideas

Here are some fresh “inclusive” ideas for the screwing over of Andrew Jackson and our history. Vote for one below.

20 snoop
Spend a Twizzle my Nizzle
JJ 20
This 20 is DYNO-MIYEEET!
20 george jefferson
WEEZY!! Who spendin my 20?!?
20 marion barry
20 dolla will keep it weel for Ward 8! That bitch set him up!

Which should be the new $20

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BREAKING NEWS:

Candidates considered as an afterthought:

  1. Rerun from Whats Happening
  2. Shirley Q. Liquor
  3. The complex and multitalented Miss Latoya Jackson.
  4. The “Aint nobody got time for that! I got bronchitis” lady.
  5. Nell Carter
  6. Oprah

If you can think of anymore, leave them in the comments.  I may get to them and start a whole new round of polling.  I could make a whole separate poll for the ladies.  We could nearly consider this to be the “primary”.

Korg Volca Beats FREAKOUT!!!

Shake your ass off! Entirely! Till the tape melts at the end!!!
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Korg Volca Bass FREAKOUT!!!

Might as well get it all out of my system…

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Korg Volca Key FREAKOUT!!!

Just cuz I can! BLOW YER FREAKIN MIIIINNNND MANNNN!

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America the Idiocracy

‘Idiocracy’ Writer Says Satirical Film About Dumbed-Down America Has Become A ‘Documentary’

I know we’ve been saying this for years. We have been validated by the source now. That scares me.

The HRSA Parklawn Building in Rockville MD is the headquarters of the evil corporate conglomerate Brawndo in the movie Idiocracy.
The HRSA Parklawn Building in Rockville MD is the headquarters of the evil corporate conglomerate Brawndo in the movie Idiocracy.

 

Frank Gallagher (from Shameless) Gets It!

Frank Gallagher, from the Showtime TV show Shameless, describes the end of Racial and Religious differences.  The character can actually see into the future!  Although I think he is more current than most ignorant people realize.

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Ponzü: The Kitty Vulture

Gladys’s cousin, Ponzü has been stuck in a tree for 3 days.

UPDATE!  Ponzü rescued!
Back on terra firma !!

None of us will forget Ponzü Liberation Day (December 2, 2015) of rejoicing when Ponzü was rescued from the 3 day nightmare in the tree.  VIVE LA PONZüüüü!!!!!!!!!

Ponzü Liberation Day – December 2, 2015
Never Forget!!

LIBERTYYYYYYYY!

The Stinky Finger Boogie

Extend your finger and GIT DOWN!!!!

I used the Korg Electribe on this one. Sure to be a hit with a bullet! Right up da charts with The Stinky Finger!

(Move over Taylor Spears or whatever her name is).

The animated gif of Donald Trump (below) is intended to go to the beat of the song. Stare into his cold, dead, good, talented, sensational, strong, rich, and successful eyes, as you shake your stinky finger.

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GreedyBot: I’m Keeping This (This One is Mine)

Fooling around with the Electribe Sampler 2 and Plogue Alter Ego this evening (hell, it’s better than drinking in DC).
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Here’s the result: