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Seventh Release from Hozpitality!!! It’s a DOUBLE STUDIO ALBUM!

Front Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony 00 Cover

Back Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony 00 Back

Track List:
1. BPE (0:13)
2. Electric Spoon (1:42)
3. Guinea Fest 2013 (2:42)
4. B6FEA109D(elephant hair) (2:02)
5. New Weapon For Crowd Control (1:04)
6. Montage (2:33)
7. Lunar Trampoline (8:30)
8. Menthol Cigarette Voice (0:22)
9. Is It Art at 296 bpm (4:56)
10. DA NA NA  (2:28)
11. Day Glo Sun Visor (5:14)
12. Benevolent Synergy (3:05)
13. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety (3:19)
14. Insert Money Now (0:49)
15. Don’t Eat Cake (2:38)
16. Caffeinated (2:26)
17. Piano Bubbles (1:45)
18. Hippy Sammys Jungle Beat (1:27)
19. Working Mans Uterus (2:35)
20. Wired Crossing (3:27)
21. Jungle Sammys Hippy Beat (1:10)
22. Electric Fork (0:55)
23. Cultural Differences (3:19)
24. Wet Slappy Thing (3:31)
25. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety Coda (1:13)

Tools used:
Guitar by Bitchin Bob
Korg Kaossilator
Korg Kaossilator Pro
Korg Mini-KP
Korg Micro Key 37
Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic (awwwww))
Ableton Live (someday we’ll figure it out)
Adobe Audition (to watch it fight over midi devices)
Chord Pulse (music writing on the cheap)
A Butt Load of VST Plug Ins
Coffee

Voices by:
Bitchin Bob
CeMeGo
MsNeeBo
Theatreshmuck
Hippy Sammy
Chef Jeff
North Tower
Paul-E

Click here to download the album in a zip file with cover art (61 megs). It is Hozpitality’s biggest album so far so be patient. It takes a while!**

** We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for pleasure! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Wet Slappy Thing)!

Super What?

I love hockey.  With the season finally underway after coming out of a lockout, the race for the “Stanley Half-Cup*” is on. (My team is living up to their name…”Crapitals” and to be a fan of their’s is like being in an abusive relationship when dickmatized, but that is for another blog posting…)

 

Hockey Stoner

 

One bright spot on the “halfie*” horizon was last night’s victory of the Minnesota Wild over the Chicago Blackhawks. While lost in the hype of the upcoming head injury suicide salad, let’s pause a moment to reflect on this NHL victory.  The undefeated 6-0 Blackhawks fell to a team, who last season finished in a position lower then the Crapitals.  (That’s bad.) While the victory is sweet for a state that prides itself on its deep hockey roots, I think its sweet cause the Blackhawks were not able to break the Crapital’s 2011-12 record start of 7-0. Gotta cling to last year’s flowers when holding the steak to your eye right?  At least you’ll never have to suffer through this during an NHL broadcast.  I love hockey.

 

*CeMeGo