Category Archives: Chronicles of the Absurd

Blame it on the Nyquil

Thanks to weeks of a Mid Atlantic Amazon jungle humidity level, where we still have to run our AC’s in almost October…I have gotten bronchitis. God I fucking hate bronchitis. Makes my head feel like weighs 1,000 pounds like this guy.

I bet my voice sounds like his right now too. I guess this is the new look for living next to the highway to the Danger Zone.

Who Likes White People?

It’s for reasons such as this video that I personally take issue with white people. Of course she claims its because she is opening for a religious band called “White People Soul Band.” Nice ehy? What if the was a band called “Man on Man Love”?

Commenter Maat922 on you tube says it best: “LOLOL. Oh my god. I would NOT vote for this person to be Mayor of Shitville, population: her.”

How the hell does a lack of God aka Celestial Dictator/Disaster Terrorist/Fiscal Punisher Extraodinare have anything to do with governmental spending?

The very sad part about this is, people actually take this shit seriously and believe every backwards evolved thought out of her mouth.  Scary times we are living in….scary times.