Category Archives: Angry Hot Dog

Angry Hot Dog, Chronicles of the Absurd, Grinds My Gears

Yet Another Stupid Job Posting Buzzword

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Folks, the list grows daily. Put this up there with great job listing terms like “ability to self municate”.

The listing du jour follows:

“Master storytellerable to craft a master narrative cohering an entire curriculum; able to write stories that relate the unknown to the known; able to create immersive, narrative-driven, learning experiences that expose learners to new beliefs or reframe current beliefs that drive effective behaviors; able to simplify and rationalize the complex and irrational.”

What the hell is “Master storytellerable”??   I’m serious folks.  This was in a job requirement.  This sounds like they want you to create some sort of Romulan brain torture device.  REEEEEDICULOUS!!!

A possible rewrite would be:

“Able to change republicans to democrats and straights to gays.   Able to see into the future without a crystal ball and be held accountable for this.  Make lazy people energized with stuff that makes them lazy in the first place.  Change Christians into Atheists at the wave of a wand.  (and lets not forget)  Spoon feed the lazy and the rich.”

I am now going to crawl into bed and cry!

Angry Hot Dog, Grinds My Gears, Hozpitality, Political

The Continuing Audio Saga of Job Hunting in Amurka (aka Halloo Meester Glabeeyl): Episode #1

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I have decided to start recording my potential job “Whoppertunities®”.

This is the first of hopefully many audio bits of recruiters calling me with job opportunities. Essentially, they are the people who will be representing me to my future dream employer. I suppose this IS the best person to do that. (Sigh). Odds are, well, I’m still looking for work….

Our first contestant in this series needs some serious slowing down or something. I like how long it takes her to find my name on the prostitute du jour list.

Here she is a little slower. Try not to laugh, I laughed it all out!

And, just to show I care, here she is SLOW but with a funky beat for no particular reason.

More to come… Get all excited! Any ideas, or comments? I’m all in!

Angry Hot Dog, Cool stuff

RHPS…who’s in?

Let’s Do the Time Warp Again!

Landmark Theatres Midnight Movie Series returns and is proud to present The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Ritz at the Bourse in Old City Philadelphia! Performance by Philly’s Own Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast, Transylvanian Nipple Productions!

-FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8th at MIDNIGHT!
-Tickets: $9.50
-Showtime: MIDNIGHT (doors open at 11:30pm)
-Preshow and Costume Contest!
-Prop bags for sale
-Costumes and Audience Participation – STRONGLY encouraged!