Because it’s too much like a god damned over-dramatized movie…
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You Know You’re In The Suburbs When…
This actually could be anywhere, but have you ever noticed what happens to left over pizza hut buildings? They get crazy businesses in them that seem really awkward and unrelated to the cheesy Pizza Hut architecture (the stupid tinted trapezoid windows and the dumb hut roof).
Check out the Used To Be A Pizza Hut blog. It’s a really hilarious and sad trend on business in America.
The only reason this interested me is because there is one up the street from us in Eldersburg Maryland, and I’m told there have been a multitude of failing restaurants located in it. The current is a steak house. The only issue I have is this guy’s website doesn’t include it,YET…. Not until I send in a picture.
Ohhh lucky us! They’re right next door to Mr. Tire. That just makes me even more hungry.
Check out the Used To Be A Pizza Hut blog.
snow, Snow, SNOWWWW! (and Rosemary Clooney cannot sing!)
This song is played on the Mike O’meara show when they discuss the snowy forecast.
It’s Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, and Rosemary Clooney. Rosemary has got to be one of the most talentless singers ever. Between her and Keeley Smith, I don’t know who is more boisterous and flat. The opening attempt at harmony makes Hozpitality sound good.
Play this song as you throw out your back shoveling. Be sure to be playing this as your car skids out of control on the highway ending your meaningless life in the…
snowwwwwwww…. Snowwwwwwwwwww…. SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….
Holiday Greetings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTnEtaUwiQY&feature=youtu.be
Life In Rural Maryland (or Surburban Malaise with A Government Shutdown Coating)
WHAT’S THAT??!?! A NEW CHICK-FIL-A OPENED IN ELDERSBURG MARYLAND?!?!
YEEEEEE HAW!
Never Thought I Could Ever Like Bruce Springsteen…
UNTIL NOW!!!
Warning: Smacked ass and dick nose alert!
Ya know what? I can’t stand Beyonce (formerly Bouncy)
There! I’ve said it! Hate that woman and whatever crappy music/vocal style she’s trying to pull off.
This video was recommended by Nguyen Cha-Ney.
This is a video of Bouncy singing the national anthem with bad lip reading (Visit Bad Lip Readings YouTube page. It is hilarious). She sings LIKE EVERY STUPID R&B SINGER OUT THERE.
Some people would say: “She’s singing ALL the notes!”
This is funny stuff.
Health “care” in Amurka? REALLY?
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT!
Here’s a nice little review…
Jefferson is horrible. All of it. Methodist and otherwise. They are never in a hurry to do anything other than bill you. The 1800-jeffnow call center people dont even want to hear you on the phone. They are rude and interrupt you and do not let you speak. They transferred me to the ER at Jefferson Methodist Hospital (where I was seen initially). The lady in the ER (who sounded distracted and not paying attention to anything) transferred me to an isolated voicemail queue that provided no out, other than to hang up and call back. (If anyone else is in this position, the call back number is: 215-955-6840).
When you are connected (in this case to jefferson methodist) there are so many people goofing off in the background that the person on the phone needs to ask for your SAME information 5 times because they are goofing off so much, they aren’t paying attention to the people on the phone.
After they finally pay attention enough to get your information correct then they will tell you “oh you are at METHODIST… THATS why I couldn’t see your information.” My response was, “Isn’t this Jefferson hospital? How many flavors of Jefferson are there? Just because you cant read each other’s data is not my problem!”
They took a throat culture from me tuesday and now its thursday. My symptoms are much worse and judging how long it took for them to find my information, they had no intention of even following through with the lab results much less contacting me. To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if they took the swabs of my throat and threw the swabs away.
THIS IS WHY PRIVATIZED MEDICINE IN AMERICA IS CRAP. All of these hospitals are more concerned about marketing and making money then they are about treating people. The whole time you are in physical agony, they are transferring you to an isolated voice mail queue or they have you on hold listening to their marketing drivel about how they are such a great provider of health care.
If you want health care, leave this god forsaken country of money grabbing opportunistic hustlers. This is what has become of America. This country and its’ health care system are a bunch of criminal selfish opportunistic hustlers.
Here we go again Amurka…
Bring on the War Dance!!
I think we should take bets on how long it will take before we start killing for money again. I know chemical weapons yadda yadda yadda…
BUT SERIOUSLY…
Cut the bullshit. Where’s the money? There’s always god damned money! Where’s the money on this one? There has GOT TO BE more to it than concern for human life. Human life is something that does not motivate the corporate wheels of Amurka. It’s GOT TO BE SOME MONEY SOMEWHERE!
Like Dubya would say, what is the base line “strategery” here?
LIVING A LIE, FOLKS…
LIVING A LIE!!!
Here’s some music and lyric to support this:
XTC-War Dance lyrics
There’s an epidemic
Stirring passions in young hearts
Even the old campaigners
Have got it really bad
Well we ain’t seen nothing like it
Since coronation day
But when the street parties sound
I’m going underground
To keep the rabid hounds at bay
Oh my my — this war dance
A patriotic romance
No we ain’t seen nothing like it
Since coronation day
But when the tickatape flies
And blood is on the rise
You know it’s got you in its sway
You got yourself a war dance
There’s a cheap sensation
Keeping Fleet Street wide awake
Everyone wants a slice of
The jingoistic cake
And they’re resurrecting Churchill
And bringing national service back
Fueling power and glory fever
Makes for a sicker Union Jack
Yes I’m talking about this war dance
A patriotic romance
And I know all you poets
Have seen it all before
About the stirring of those young hearts
Back in the first world war
Oh my my this war dance…
and yes… I say we’ll be at war by September 11. If not, something bad will happen that will make the MEDIA MANUFACTURED “public opinion” RACE us into war.
WATCH!
