on renting in South Philadelphia: “…Properties owned by Italians who hire Mexicans to do a Pollack repair job.”
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Sh*t People Say to Bartenders.
Rory, King of Steaks.
An accomplished photographer. A Celtic sage. A culinary giant. Rory, the go-to guy for default 3am drunk chow; a hot mess served in a sloppy bun, all smothered in grease and Wiz. And nine times out of ten, he’d give it to ya with a nod and a wink… on the house. Rest in Peace, Rory, King of Steaks.
How Blondie did “Heart of Glass”
McDiplomacy
I believe if we bombard the North with McNuggets we can avert a war.
Photoshop?
This MUST be real: I saw it on the Internet.
Creepy Good!
The latest generation of video game character animation is creepy good…
Dunder Mifflin’s new hire.
Looks like there’s a new guy selling paper. Hope he’s experienced.
Thank you, CTRLZ
Thank you ctrlz for all the yummy new improvements. I wish you long life and much happiness. Here’s to a fun, spam-free blog that will continue to provide a platform for the thoughtful mind.