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Bin Laden Porn

Ever since Navy Seal Team Six accomplished the difficult mission of taking out Osama Bin Laden, the CIA has had weeks to scour through countless thumb-drives and PC’s for terror clues. One thing they learned that they were unaware of before was Bin Laden’s taste for good ol’ pornography. So here for you now are

THE TOP 10 FAVORITE PORN TITLES OWNED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN.

10 – TaliBANGing
9 – Seal Team SEX
8 – 9/11 INCHES
7 – Persian RUG MUNCHERS
6 – Rock the ASSbah
5 – PackingSTAN
4 – Infidel-ity
3 – Death to the NYMPHidels
2- Karachi Crotchmasters

…and now Ladies and Gentleman, the top favorite of OSAMA BIN LADEN IS:

Iran launches SLITBOOK

Technology News: In a move designed to increase both personal freedom and levels of surveillance, the Iranian government has launched a new social networking website for its burka-wearing citizens: Slitbook.

With tensions erupting across the Middle East, Slitbook has been seen as a conciliatory move from a government notorious for its oppressive regime and appalling treatment of women.

The website, developed in conjunction with Facebook entrepreneur and privacy specialist Mark Zuckerburg, allows women, who often have no idea what their Slitbook friends actually look like, to stay in touch with each other while male family members are watching.

“It’s great” explains Rana Al Khatib as she logs on. “Previously my social life was limited to my pet cockroach and being beaten by my brothers. Now I can be virtually oppressed by virtually anyone!”

Slitbook has already been banned in France, where posting a picture of yourself in a burka on Facebook is illegal. Pictures of women in burkas found on French-hosted websites are being removed by the government and replaced by pictures of Carla Bruni with her top off.

Despite such adverse reactions in the West, Slitbook is enjoying massive success not only in Iran but across the region. However, it remains to be seen whether the Iranian government’s much-vaunted microblogging site Slitter will take off in quite the same way.