At the risk of sounding like Gilbert Gottfried, here we go.
…too soon?
Time to Face the New World Order
I accept your challenge to do something creative with that wretched picture of Rick Santorum. For your viewing pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CUA5C0vRmY
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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (..I’m at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
Clip of the year.
Fox Weatherman covered in shit
during hurricane Irene…