O summer air so thick and juicy
rattling around my lungs like some kind of wet bat,
My heart sings with every moist breath.
I wuv you Florida.
An Ode by Will Harrell
I’m in Sarasota in a motel.
Roaches, No shower and a kick ass pool area.
Bar connected to the hotel. Bartender is Dave. Everyone seems happy.
Tan coming in.
Will
McDonald’s. Fast food. Fast Jobs. 50,000 served in one day.
Low wage dead end jobs, serving up low cost death causing food. An American win win.
A solar wind stream from a Coronal Hole on the I-Sun is set to hit Earth on April 20th.
Its a good reminder to back up your files, else feel the wrath of the deadly sun fart. Here is a cool site to watch from NASA with movies of the I-Sun in action while you are waiting for those files to download, transfer, burn, etc.
“OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS! A MUD PUDDLE! YAY! I LOVE MUD PUDDLES! CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT! YAY YAY YAY! I’M SO FREAKIN HAPPY! I LOVE IT! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!”
(and then, Brent shoots at it! haha!)
See, this is the kind of off the hook fun that goes on in the wild while you pay your taxes, brush your teeth, and survive your average American day. Animals got it goin on man!
Feel free to personally overdub Led Zepp’s “The Immigrant Song” really loud over top of this video. I thought it went well.
I have always been sort of Love/Hate with Obama. Today I saw an article that made me fall in love with him all over again. Apparently they (asshole media) left the MIC on after one of his speeches and Obama was so frustrated he was doing a little off the cuff riffing on the current budget situation. Apparently he was really annoyed with asshole Republican Paul Ryan claiming that he is the new “American Accountant”. Obama’s response was COMPLETELY ON POINT (and new and improved… now with the up till now MISSING Democratic Balls..)
“When Paul Ryan says his priority is to make sure, he’s just being America’s accountant … This is the same guy that voted for two wars that were unpaid for, voted for the Bush tax cuts that were unpaid for, voted for the prescription drug bill that cost as much as my health care bill–but wasn’t paid for,” Obama reportedly said.
This made me fall in love with Obama all over again because Paul Ryan is a total dick head.
To read the whole article that pissed me off and made me fall in love with Obama again, click here.
Thank God! Obama woke up today, reached down his underwear and found his balls. Let’s hope Harry Reid does the same!
Don’t know if you’ve ever seen this before, but I think its awesome. I may take up where this person left off. Maybe post it in bagel/coffee shops…community bulletin boards…hipster hangouts, etc.
During the opening craze of the start up of American Idolism, the WB network had put out a show called Superstar USA which turned out to be a big prank gone wrong. I detest shows like American Idolism. I think they really detract people from opening up to all sorts of music and talented musicians they might otherwise overlook. But I think the folks over there at WB came up with a good reason as to why the music industry today is what it is.
WARNING: Listen at your own risk.
The judges critique at the end of Jamie’s (the winner) performance really nailed it for me. Enjoy!
The sad part about it is that if you put some auto tune on it and mixed it to death, it would be #1 on I-Tunes.
As for the current looming government shutdown and the reasons behind it, I only have this to say:
Yes. Lets abort this fetus. You want a balanced budget? Start making corporations pay their fair share. Tax companies that ship their job overseas at a higher rate. If you want to Lobby Congress, then its a 50% flat tax to run your business. 501-C3’s can no longer be used to raise political funds. Make the DOD its own free standing entity (like the Post Office) along with charging other countries who use our military for “freedom” a “Freedom Fee.” Any church or non-profit group that wants to persuade its members on how OUR country is governed and its laws on ALL of its people, lose their non taxable status and are taxed at the new Lobbyist rate. Outlaw former congressmen, senators, vice presidents, etc from being able to work for defense contractors. Make serving on Congress or the Senate a volunteer position with no pay and no benefits.
Wow. I bet I’ve made this country money, and saved more money then the good congressman Mr. Ryan at a Planned Parenthood fund raiser and I haven’t even done a thing~how totally American of me!
Are you working and poor like me? Cant get ahead? Listen to what this douche bag wants to do! Isn’t he Mr. Fucking Flexible? Just workin across the aisle aint he?
DOUCHE BAG! DOUCHE BAG! DOUCHE BAG! DOUCHE BAG! DOUCHE BAG! DOUCHE BAG!
