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Randall (Mr. Honey Badger) is back with NOT ENOUGH SWEARING!!
Randall’s narration of nature footage always makes me laugh. Here he’s doing the 80’s cartoon Jem (which I can honestly say I never watched – I’m merely aware of its wretched existence). I think Randall sort of “jumps the shark” here. The reason why? NOT ENOUGH SWEARING! If he peppers his delivery with the occasional “fuckin” or “bastard” or “shit”, it’s so much better. I think this is meant for children’s TV. In which case, it seems we’re gaying the kids out at a young age aren’t we? HE
“Click it or ticket” if you need a honey badger fix (“you hungry bastard”)
The beer we pour must mean something more…
Like… DRUNK MAYBE?!
But this begs the question, whatever happened to Schlitz® ?? These two below seem to know, while their house burns down from the stupid wench’s shitty cooking skills. The gentleman is quite forgiving isn’t he? They should back that up with “Let’s drink this and have a domestic dispute!”
AND to actually enjoy the Lowenbrau commercial, you need every verse in good fidelity!
Click this shit here for the TV Toons-Lowenbrau Commercial
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and get more laughs and memories back “on yo baby..”
Do they still even make this?
I figured out what was missing in my life…
A little dose of Jim Lahey.
WOOOOOOO! 2 HOURS TO GO TILL THE END!!
I’m still hoping for complete and total INSTANT oblivion. Like a light switch to a dimension of nothingness!
GO NOTHING! GO NOTHING! GO NOTHING! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SPAM ON THE ROAD: Same old, Same old and the End Looms.
Hello my friends,
Well hasn’t it been an interesting few weeks?
My boyfriend and two friends get jumped by a biggoty fag allowed to stay in a bar.
My Mom almost dies from a bleeding ulcer and has to give up booze and cigs for the rest of her life. And, I’m on the road wondering where the fuck I am.
I’ve got nothing. nothing interesting. you’ve heard the cool shit. New Orleans, Canada, you’ve heard it. The rest is middle of Fuck nowhere USA. It’s all the same, and I guess thats sort of comforting and sad all at the same time.
But. My mom is on the Mend. And, so is Chad, Jeff and Sammy. Summer is coming and I get to go to Rehomo and Philly for 5 whole Days. Then, after that, 3 weeks till I’m off this crazy Spam ride for good. I really can’t wait. I have to live more of my life! I love having a job but being an actor means that I HAVE to change jobs every 6,8, or 12 months. Some people might say, that’s crazy, that’s no way to live. But me…. I love it. Having no idea where I’m gonna be working in a year is hella stressful but…fun never the less.
I’m rambling…
It’s over soon. That’s the point. And I hate bigoted fags in bars.
Memphis was gorgeous even flooded. And I can’t wait for Atlanta and Dallas.
Playing the Fox in Atlanta has been one of my dreams since I was a kid.
Let’s get happy this summer people.
Will
Ace and Garry come to life
Watch how Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms brings The Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoon to life 😉
The Greatest Movie Sandwiches of All Time
I would watch Hollywood awards shows if they did shit like this:
Truth is, in most movies nowadays, the sandwiches have more emotional depth then the actors do…I mean, the Meatball sandwich in the Gary Busey clip brought tears to my eyes. Such range!
My New Favorite Singer
With the recent events that surround someone I love being assaulted in such a manner that is SO offensive to me, this guy has brought a smile back to my face. I just wish I could fly him over the pond and let him sing his magic at a certain place that deserves all the Fuck, Cunt, Ass, Ass Cheeks, etc. they can get. Here is my guy singing a few shit list favorites:
GOLD!
Personal Fav:
And who can forget…
How bout a little respect fucker?
Fucker in Red. ASS CHEEKS!
Enjoy!