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Cool stuff, Music Sound Noise Audio, silly

The beer we pour must mean something more…

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Like… DRUNK MAYBE?!

But this begs the question, whatever happened to Schlitz® ??  These two below seem to know, while their house burns down from the stupid wench’s shitty cooking skills. The gentleman is quite forgiving isn’t he?  They should back that up with “Let’s drink this and have a domestic dispute!”

AND to actually enjoy the Lowenbrau commercial, you need every verse in good fidelity!

Click this shit here for the TV Toons-Lowenbrau Commercial     
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and get more laughs and memories back “on yo baby..”

Chronicles of the Absurd, Grinds My Gears, silly, Space Weather Alerts

WOOOOOOO! 2 HOURS TO GO TILL THE END!!

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I’m still hoping for complete and total INSTANT oblivion. Like a light switch to a dimension of nothingness!

GO NOTHING!   GO NOTHING!    GO NOTHING!    WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

nothing

Grinds My Gears, Spamalot

SPAM ON THE ROAD: Same old, Same old and the End Looms.

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Spam Poster

Hello my friends,

Well hasn’t it been an interesting few weeks?
My boyfriend and two friends get jumped by a biggoty fag allowed to stay in a bar.
My Mom almost dies from a bleeding ulcer and has to give up booze and cigs for the rest of her life. And, I’m on the road wondering where the fuck I am.

I’ve got nothing. nothing interesting. you’ve heard the cool shit. New Orleans, Canada, you’ve heard it. The rest is middle of Fuck nowhere USA. It’s all the same, and I guess thats sort of comforting and sad all at the same time.

But. My mom is on the Mend. And, so is Chad, Jeff and Sammy. Summer is coming and I get to go to Rehomo and Philly for 5 whole Days. Then, after that, 3 weeks till I’m off this crazy Spam ride for good. I really can’t wait. I have to live more of my life! I love having a job but being an actor means that I HAVE to change jobs every 6,8, or 12 months. Some people might say, that’s crazy, that’s no way to live. But me…. I love it. Having no idea where I’m gonna be working in a year is hella stressful but…fun never the less.

I’m rambling…

It’s over soon. That’s the point. And I hate bigoted fags in bars.

Memphis was gorgeous even flooded. And I can’t wait for Atlanta and Dallas.
Playing the Fox in Atlanta has been one of my dreams since I was a kid.

Let’s get happy this summer people.

Will

Music Sound Noise Audio, silly, WMOM

My New Favorite Singer

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With the recent events that surround someone I love being assaulted in such a manner that is SO offensive to me, this guy has brought a smile back to my face. I just wish I could fly him over the pond and let him sing his magic at a certain place that deserves all the Fuck, Cunt, Ass, Ass Cheeks, etc. they can get. Here is my guy singing a few shit list favorites:

GOLD!

Personal Fav:

And who can forget…

How bout a little respect fucker?

Fucker in Red. ASS CHEEKS!

Enjoy!

Connect-O-Pics

Atlantic City Connecto Pics!

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From my trip to Atlantic City, New Jersey with JohnnyD.  Had a great time!  Stayed at the Bally’s hotel on the boardwalk, in the fabulous tower.

window view
Window view from 24th floor of the Bally's tower.
Night time view of the boardwalk from the beach.

As usual click on the pics for the big ones!

Also the room at the Bally’s hotel looked like Dego Dazzle Honeymoon style.  Notice the honeymoon lights glaring down at the head of the beds.  Nice place.  Kinda corny.

Dego Dazzle Ballys Hotel AC
Music Sound Noise Audio, WMOM

Quando, Quando, Quando.

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I really love WMOM. Not because its a family member’s station, but because it keeps alive those things in life that just should not be forgotten.

One of these gems is Engelbert Humperdinck. Once an idol, and now a shit list favorite. Growing up, he made my granny’s (in the words of Jerri Blank) as “moist as a snack cake down there.” She would play his record all the time…Today is Englebert’s birthday and I want to give a shout out to all those grannies in the world whom during the driest part of their years, could still bring on the showers for some hot Engelbert Humperdinck meat. HA!