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Can’t Explain It But Made Me Laugh My Ass Off
Courtesy of Kevin.
The Transit of Venus
Cool NASA video made using different wavelength images from the Solar Dynamics Observatory showing Venus as it orbits in front of the sun.
Its pretty humbling if you consider that the Earth and Venus are roughly the same size. Seems from these images that the ancients had it right…all hail the Sun. The only true power that controls all of our destinies…
Degrees of Separation Presents: Placido Polanco vs. Star Trek Talosian
The man’s got a very large head. Almost tumorous.
Gladys Myrna Graybill – The Big One Oh!
Gladys had a very happy 10th birthday! Too much lovin’!
Brought to You by The Graybill Foundation for the Arts, Culture, and Norwegian Death Metal.
After a painful absence:
The blog is back.
Let’s Meet The Meat!!
Once again, Mark proves that ANYTHING can be grilled or smoked to perfection. Pork and Chicken-palooza! Dining at Mark’s, when the grill(s) and smoker are cranked, is what Summer is all about, baby!
I ate my face off this memorial day weekend! Thanks Mark (and John for excellent sack o salad and chips n dips)! You’s guysiz da bestist!
Great Website Alert!!!
I’ve been killing myself with the Carpenters, Hugo Montenegro, Ennio Morricone, Herb & the TJB, and Burt Bacharach lately. (I think its the warmer weather that makes me go this way, as well and my age). I found these sites kick ass and feed the need (just click the logo’s to open in a new window).
Also have been really overplaying a lot Burt Bacharach (once again the warm weather could be the influence here). I’ve been spending too much time on his homepage humorously called “A House is Not A Homepage”. It’s worth a look just to see the cheesy picture of him doing his best Isaac from the Love Boat pose.
And of course, this trip down easy listening grandma music wouldn’t be complete without a trip to the legendary A&M Corner website.
Fourth Release (Second EP) from Hozpitality!!!
This is a short EP put out as a fourth release showing off the latest advances in the Hozpitality musicality! Lovingly slapped together for your pleasure in Absence of A Supermoon!!
A cobbling together of familial references, bleep bloop noises, and atmospheres to tweak your “something”.
Track list:
- Requiem for Dick Clark (0:59)
An ending song for good old, scandalous, payola, bribe takin, corrupt rich guy “Strokey Face”. - You Can Put Soaps In There(1:48)
She’s fillin’ it with soaps in ‘nere. Get me one he’ll pay ya! - Distorted Doodle(1:02)
Denise and CeMeGo pouring it on the busy boxes. Really breaks up the kitchen. - Left Turn At Venus(3:18)
Sometimes, to get to the Expressway to Uranus, you need to make a Left Turn at Venus (because there’s no exits). - Cute Accident(2:35)
Just be careful you don’t drive over the curb. It’s so cute, I love it! - Absence of A Supermoon(2:32)
For your viewing pleasure when it’s too damn cloudy to see the moon.
Tools used (with links):
- Symphony of Korg Monotrons (Original, Duo, and Delay)
- Korg Kaossilator
- Korg Mini-KP
- Sony Acid Loops (crash o rama)
- Adobe Audition (sucks!)
- Voices from Trauma Momma, Nanny, NASA, Female Trouble
Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (12 megs)**
** We don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for fun! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Supermoon)!
Fuck It. Just Yodel.
So, here is an old Japanese guy who yodels. He doesn’t care that half of his nation washed out to sea and the other half currently has a soft green radioactive glow. He yodels. With chickens.
Next time I find myself being not able to cope with life’s bullshit, I’m gonna just go out and get me some chickens and start yodeling. Hell, it can’t be any worse…