MEMORIES OF “ITALIAN” MARKET FESTIVAL 2013.
(draw your own obvious conclusions)
Who doesn’t need a hero to hump? And why does Wednesday never appear in any popular song lyrics? So starting today, this day is for the unsung heroes of this world. Fuck all the other days of the week, cause on Wednesday you’re a hero!
Today’s hero came to me over this weekend. Charles Nelson Reilly.
Yes, Charles was a hero on so many levels that if I have to explain it to you, it would cause dizziness, severe cramping, nausea, heat stroke, bloating, premature age spotting, blindness, and dry mouth.
So let’s all raise, whatever it is you raise, one up high tonight for Mr. Reilly. A tribute to a true American Hero:
A few of us have seen this… Many of us have not….
BEHOLD!
This is all I have, the rest I am trying to purge from my memory.
For those who don’t know Harmonia, they were part of that early German electronic collective that consisted of Kraftwerk, Neu!, and Cluster(aka Kluster and Qluster).
Harmonia consisted of Hans Joachim Roedelius, Dieter Moebius, and Michael Rother. All of these people affected or played in the big electronic German three above.
For my want, I was always on the lighter side of the German electronic stuff, obviously connected somehow to Brian Eno (of course). I leaned more on the Cluster, Moebius, Roedelius stuff. More atmosphere and shit. I later listened to Neu! and learned how the stuff can rock with teeth. And thanks to MsNeeBo and others, Kraftwerk became the smooth cross over of all of this music. This is how my taste sits. (I’m not going to even start a dissertation on how none of this would exist without the German band Can, but that’s another blog).
So…
I found this Harmonia discography on the web that contained the following track. It is a re-do of a Harmonia song called Deluxe (Immer Wieder). The mix is credited to something called “Post Love Crackers”. I like it. If you are impatient and have the musical attention span of a gnat and wanna groove, bump it up to about 4:20 and crank it.
and because you can never get enough of German men droning, here’s the original. I like it just as much.
Here’s the lyrics if you want to sing along:
Immer wieder rauf und runter,
Einmal drauf und einmal drunter,
Immer wieder hin und her,
Kreuz und quer, mal leicht, mal schwer.
Immer wieder rauf und runter,
Einmal drauf und einmal drunter.
Here’s the translation:
Up and down again and again,
Once on top and once underneath,
Back and forth again and again,
Crisscross, once easy, once hard.
Up and down again and again,
Once on top and once underneath.
Just because I can’t get enough of Todd Rundgren, and these sort of represent my frenetic mood lately with job hunting and everything…
This song is called “In My Mouth” From the new album titled “State”. Bob and I cant get enough of this one. It seems to be stuck on infinite loop in my head:
This song is called “The Wheel”. This was done in the 70’s with Todd’s band Utopia. I just like the lyric:
Some people say life’s like a merry-go-round
I think it’s more like a ferris wheel
’cause sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down
Sometimes you just don’t know what to feel
And just when you think you’ve got the game figured out
And you say you’ve had enough
The mysterious mad man with his hand on the lever
Don’t seem to never ever want to let you off
You can’t get off this wheel of karma
You can’t stop the hands of time
I tell ya folks, the swings of mood and spirit right now are killing me, DAILY. My friends, I ask you to please just tolerate me. I’m worse than a woman on menopause right now, and it is showing no signs of stopping…. AND I HATE IT!
Check out these busy boxes. Each at $150.00 a piece. I remember when technology like this was $700-1000 … they sound really cooooooool…
I love how MIDI cables (which used to have a bunch of pins in cable collar) are now about the same as a mini 1/8th inch headphone jack. This technology just gets better everyday!
I’ve been cleaning up people’s PCs’ during the last few days. I thought I would share some of the secret handy sites (courtesy of Bitchin Bob):
ophcrack
Download the appropriate CD IMAGE (.iso file) for your operating system. Boot to the CD and find all your computer’s passwords.
http://ophcrack.sourceforge.net/download.php
nirsoft.net
Tons of utilities to investigate your computer’s operation and performance.
http://nirsoft.net/panel/
Windows Live Sysinternals
My favorite app here is autoruns. It shows you all the stuff that runs in the background on your computer and gives you the ability to disable it or delete it. There are many other nifty apps here too (like process explorer).
http://live.sysinternals.com/
Folks, the list grows daily. Put this up there with great job listing terms like “ability to self municate”.
The listing du jour follows:
“Master storytellerable to craft a master narrative cohering an entire curriculum; able to write stories that relate the unknown to the known; able to create immersive, narrative-driven, learning experiences that expose learners to new beliefs or reframe current beliefs that drive effective behaviors; able to simplify and rationalize the complex and irrational.”
What the hell is “Master storytellerable”?? I’m serious folks. This was in a job requirement. This sounds like they want you to create some sort of Romulan brain torture device. REEEEEDICULOUS!!!
A possible rewrite would be:
“Able to change republicans to democrats and straights to gays. Able to see into the future without a crystal ball and be held accountable for this. Make lazy people energized with stuff that makes them lazy in the first place. Change Christians into Atheists at the wave of a wand. (and lets not forget) Spoon feed the lazy and the rich.”
I am now going to crawl into bed and cry!
Can’t stand her voice. Can’t stand looking at her or hearing her speak. Have always thought she was off her rocker. Now we have the proof. Enjoy!