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Never Thought I Could Ever Like Bruce Springsteen…
UNTIL NOW!!!
Warning: Smacked ass and dick nose alert!
Ya know what? I can’t stand Beyonce (formerly Bouncy)
There! I’ve said it! Hate that woman and whatever crappy music/vocal style she’s trying to pull off.
This video was recommended by Nguyen Cha-Ney.
This is a video of Bouncy singing the national anthem with bad lip reading (Visit Bad Lip Readings YouTube page. It is hilarious). She sings LIKE EVERY STUPID R&B SINGER OUT THERE.
Some people would say: “She’s singing ALL the notes!”
This is funny stuff.
FEEDING FRENZY!!!!
This is what happens when the kitty’s go 8 hours without food. I put some treats on the floor to hold off the hunger while I went to the store to buy more kitty cereal. This was their reaction after they all snorted the treats down like savages.
Look how forlorn. Breaks the heart doesn’t it?
(From upper left and clockwise around. Gladys, Finnigan, Jack, and Edgar).
Street Fighter Church and Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales
Kevin (and Mary) brought these by yesterday, and I laughed like an idiot!
The Greatest Event in Television History
Finally. the genius of the Season 4 opening scene of Hart to Hart is recognized.
Happy June 2013 Thoughts
Here are some of today’s numbers (for those of you scoring at home):
5 Interview calls today. Only 2 spoke discernible English.
Of those 2, one (1) seemed very good. I have some work to do, but once again here’s another Whoppertunity.
3 Calls today asking for “Sean” or “Shawn” “Gabreel”. These were phone scams known as the “free government grant” phone scams. I never got calls like this when I was working. It is amazing how this world preys on the desperate. Just makes me really mad at humanity. Here’s a youtube AUDIO of a guy who has them stomped.
Listen from the 5 minute mark forward. These are foul mouthed sick predator people. This guy is wise, and these phone scammers are horrifically manipulative. It’s nice to hear them get what they deserve. Keep in mind I had 3 of these god damned calls today. I would love to keep these people on the phone and mess with them, but I have a minutes allowance on my verizon wireless contract, of which I’ve been in good standing for 12 years (bastards!).
1 Computer diagnosed. Billy D’s car shop across the street wasn’t getting video on their PC (related to our transformer explosion last month). I lugged his tower PC upstairs, broke it open and fiddled with it. Isolated that one of his memory cards was bad. TA DAAAAAAAAAA!
11 more days left in this apartment. (I want to be vacated by June 15 … hopefully).
11 is Gladys’ approximate age on her approximate birthday. Since daddy is getting an unemployment check tomorrow, Gladys’ birthday will be June 5, 2013. I know I’ve always said (and agreed with her vet) that she was born in June. No one is really sure. She’s a street kitty at heart.
It’s going to be interesting to see how she takes to the new digs… (Insert ponderous thought here).
2 is the amount of annoying ice cream trucks that have gone by my house in the past 1 hour. Sign of the economy? I think so…
THANK GOD IT’S SUMMER BUT… there aint no “hissing of summer lawns” going on here. (Right Denise? I put this cheezee Joni Mitchell song up for you)
so… In summary,
Sometimes I Dont Know What To Feel
Late ABC Voice Over Talent Ernie Anderson!
I never did voice over work, but I’ve sat at the controls and produced it.
You can see how frustrating this crap can be. I’m amazed at how his personality and tone totally changes when the mic is live. This is hilarious.
Here’s a clip of Ernie from the Mike O’meara Show (TMOS) bonus show (which explains how they get away with all the swearing).
I Love Buster Bluth
I am moving through the new season of arrested development. Each episode tells the same story from a different character’s perspective. It’s rather unique for a TV series structure.
So far, the greatly over publicized, new season has been interesting, but I got to the 14th of the 15 episodes today and it was a Buster “Mother Boy” Bluth episode.
I had to steal this audio quote of Buster talking to Lucille 2 (Liza Manelli). He’s attempting to move in with her (much like my life is in transition right now) and what he says here had me laughing so hard, I think I almost shit myself.
Listen closely… and if you get a chance to see this or have seen it, from my experience, I backed up the slider on my computer 12 times to re-watch this segment.
HILARIOUS…
Had to share!
Hooray, I’m redeemed! (whatever that means)
But apparently I need to “go through Jesus”. Is that like “going through a red light”? Or “going through bankruptcy”? I could use a clear analogy…