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SAVE US, GLADYS!!
Bat Shit Crazy!
Fun Stops When Eye Is Lost
Just a friendly reminder if and when you post: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, move the spam comments to the spam folder.
In the last two days, I must have moved 200+ spam emails from the comments to the spam folder. While I do not mind the upkeep of the blog, the daily bombardment of spam comments we are getting is bording on the ridiculous…
Thanks for playing and please enjoy a lifetime supply of Rice O Roni, Turtle Wax, and the home version of our game.
A Child Free Restaurant?!? GREATEST IDEA IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY!!
I think this is the best idea EVER.
If you have unruly children why should the rest of the world suffer because YOU decided to have kids. This reminds me of the dirty looks I get when families are standing in line at a restaurant at a beach resort, and I briskly walk past the line and sit at the bar and get served and fed before they even get a seat in the restaurant.
DON’T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOU CANT CONTROL YOUR SEXUAL URGES! Nobody forced you to have a baby, so quit making it my problem by annoying me with them in public.**
**NOTE: Some children are well behaved in public, and those children and those parents know who they are. BUT THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!!!
Read all about it right HERE.
Fix yer own &*$%#@* computer!!!
Lush Lagoon
This holiday weekend, why not try something different then the usual beer while celebrating our nation’s history by blowing pieces of it up with fireworks, and sipping on a cool “Lush Lagoon*.”
*WARNING: Do not attempt to put out drunken firework induced fires with “Lush Lagoon.” Dosing the flames with “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury. Ingestion of “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury.
Signs of Stagnation?
East Passyunk Avenue in a Travel mag? Think They Forgot One Important Part!
Somehow, E. Passyunk Ave got a glowing write up in some stupid travel magazine because they are rededicating the stupid “singing” fountain (“singing” because it has speakers playing sirius radio mounted around it). I believe the article left out one important part that I have personally experienced living in this neighborhood. I left a comment on the article to that affect. It reads as follows:
Just don’t let the older native Italian crack head and meat head bigots find out you are gay, black or Latino or they’ll beat the crap out of you on the street while the police look away. And beware the unemployed pharmaceutical junkies on xanax and percosets. They have no idea what they are doing and they may suddenly start screaming profanities at the sky or a telephone pole or anything that moves. There’s a TON of unemployed pill popping junkies in this neighborhood walking around like empty headed zombies.
Click here for the article link!
And here is a more appropriate picture.
The Consumerist Does it Again!
Once again, The consumerist website has some interesting posts.
An interesting one I liked: This one is for all the South Philly idiots that take their computers to geek squad!
And NOW, you too can have a smelly data dildo…. Now scented for his/her pleasure. I wonder if you can get a USB data drive that has bad movies on it that smells like shit?
