The Jam That Wont Quit! Funk Ola 1 !!!

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This was all done on the Korg Electribe Sampler. (I haven’t given it a name yet. It’s labeled as Funk Ola1″ on the Electribe).

The track I made was influenced by the bass line in the following song by Kamasi Washington.

Same Shit Different New Year (Stay Ignorant Philly)

Once again, the racists, bigots, drunks and pill popping unemployed of Philadelphia get a free pass to trash the city in a mummers parade.  Here we go again.  I saw the Caitlyn Jenner bit on TV at the Liberty Bell diner that morning.  As soon as I saw it, I could hear other people in the diner gasping and saying,  “oh, thats a problem”  and “can they do that?”

http://6abc.com/news/alleged-gay-bashing-controversial-acts-mar-mummers-parade/1143758/

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/More-Diverse-Mummers-Parade-Mired-by-Homophobic-Racist-Acts-364008161.html

http://news.yahoo.com/anti-gay-racist-incidents-mar-philadelphias-mummers-parade-221408205.html

Ahh Philly.  Land of the bigot.  Hate to post this again, but here’s the passyunk ave fountain in south philly.  Almost looks like a troop of “wenches” or “fancies” or whatever they call drunk racists who get off on dressing like women (rather than confess they aren’t man enough to admit they are gay).

Mummer Bigots
Look at the mummers doing a mini show by the Passyunk Avenue fountain.

It’s time for Philadelphia to do the right thing and end this parade, or open it to the general public (minimizing the affect of the racists “mummers” spectacle). Besides, no one cares or even knows what a “mummer” means (even the idiots that do it don’t know and cant explain it).

Larry Hogan (MD Governor) Kills The Baltimore Red Line

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Here’s an article in the Washington Post that does what every media outlet does with class warfare, TURNS IT INTO A RACE ISSUE.

I left a comment. This is what I wrote:

This is what I have learned about Maryland as a state. It isn’t about race folks. The media constantly raises the race issue to hide the real issue. Maryland is extremely talented at propping up their rich constituents. They tax the crap out of the poor and middle class and pump up the rich in this state so much, it is visibly disgusting. Look at the heliports behind the mansions in Howard county.

Maryland is a state that relies on people driving cars EVERYWHERE. If you ever wondered why, just re-license your car in another state, then come back to license your car in Maryland and notice how much it costs. This is probably the most expensive state to transfer a drivers license. The govt makes too much money on this. They WANT us to sit in our cars. It’s too much of a cash cow for the state. It’s all about roads and parking and driving and people complaining about their commutes. You see the license plate honoring our farm land, but really it’s just a ruse for another Maryland “fake city”/”town centre” and sprawl with no reasonable means of accessibility. Look at Montgomery County with its little pockets of fake plastic urban existence (fake cities), with NOTHING in between. Maryland is a model of poor planning, excess, and waste. Nothing here is done efficiently with growth in mind. Its a mess. And anytime you hear a Maryland politician talking about “quality of life”, its just the rich pandering to the ignorant media absorbed middle/low class so they can rape us for another dime and another heliport behind a mansion. (Note: I’m a democrat, and Maryland makes me ashamed of my party).

Loneliness + Holiday Blues = Wooda Womp El Grande

This has been sitting on the Electribe for months. I figured I’d let the Adobe Audition run and just groove around with it and just let my holiday and seasonal depression disorder flow through the trigger pads. This, of course, created the magic or madness I’ve named the “Wooda Womp El Grande”.

This is an image that I think best describes the song (if it had a video, this animation would be it).  This would also describe how I feel after being sick with the flu for 2 weeks and the holidays coming up:

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Ponzü: The Kitty Vulture

Gladys’s cousin, Ponzü has been stuck in a tree for 3 days.

UPDATE!  Ponzü rescued!
Back on terra firma !!

None of us will forget Ponzü Liberation Day (December 2, 2015) of rejoicing when Ponzü was rescued from the 3 day nightmare in the tree.  VIVE LA PONZüüüü!!!!!!!!!

Ponzü Liberation Day – December 2, 2015
Never Forget!!

LIBERTYYYYYYYY!

NEW MUSIC ALERT! Here’s my favorites…

Curt Smith from Tears for Fears.
I like everything about his music. This is my favorite track off his new album Deceptively Heavy. This whole album is great! After 2 listens, you are sold.

Electric Light Orchestra
It’s a new ELO album. Who can hate that? Very ELO, which is exactly why we listen! Right? This is my favorite off of the Alone In The Universe album.

Beirut
Beirut is a unique sound. Love it or hate it, there isn’t much out there that is NEW that sounds like this. Unique! Different! This is the title track from the new album No No No.

The Dining Rooms
This is an older album (2003) from this Italian duo. Not a lot of lyrics on this album. I prefer when there is none. This is my favorite of the many good tracks on this album titled Tre.

That’s all I have energy to post. If you think this is worthwhile that I do this? Let me know!

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The Stinky Finger Boogie

Extend your finger and GIT DOWN!!!!

I used the Korg Electribe on this one. Sure to be a hit with a bullet! Right up da charts with The Stinky Finger!

(Move over Taylor Spears or whatever her name is).

The animated gif of Donald Trump (below) is intended to go to the beat of the song. Stare into his cold, dead, good, talented, sensational, strong, rich, and successful eyes, as you shake your stinky finger.

tsfbmovie

GreedyBot: I’m Keeping This (This One is Mine)

Fooling around with the Electribe Sampler 2 and Plogue Alter Ego this evening (hell, it’s better than drinking in DC).
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Here’s the result:

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