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Category Archives: Hozpitality
Difficult to Strip to Hits
Damn Hipsters Git All The Cool Toys…
At least this smelly lookin bastard has good taste in music.
This makes it look all too simple.
Makes me miss living in a place where I can break it out.. I got a musical itch to scratch.
In the meantime, check this out (the new stylophone 2’s kick ass) and try to turn it up:
Korg Makes Me Want To CONSUUUUUME!
Check out these busy boxes. Each at $150.00 a piece. I remember when technology like this was $700-1000 … they sound really cooooooool…
I love how MIDI cables (which used to have a bunch of pins in cable collar) are now about the same as a mini 1/8th inch headphone jack. This technology just gets better everyday!
The Continuing Audio Saga of Job Hunting in Amurka (aka Halloo Meester Glabeeyl): Episode #1
I have decided to start recording my potential job “Whoppertunities®”.
This is the first of hopefully many audio bits of recruiters calling me with job opportunities. Essentially, they are the people who will be representing me to my future dream employer. I suppose this IS the best person to do that. (Sigh). Odds are, well, I’m still looking for work….
Our first contestant in this series needs some serious slowing down or something. I like how long it takes her to find my name on the prostitute du jour list.
Here she is a little slower. Try not to laugh, I laughed it all out!
And, just to show I care, here she is SLOW but with a funky beat for no particular reason.
More to come… Get all excited! Any ideas, or comments? I’m all in!
Seventh Release from Hozpitality!!! It’s a DOUBLE STUDIO ALBUM!
Front Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Back Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Track List:
1. BPE (0:13)
2. Electric Spoon (1:42)
3. Guinea Fest 2013 (2:42)
4. B6FEA109D(elephant hair) (2:02)
5. New Weapon For Crowd Control (1:04)
6. Montage (2:33)
7. Lunar Trampoline (8:30)
8. Menthol Cigarette Voice (0:22)
9. Is It Art at 296 bpm (4:56)
10. DA NA NA (2:28)
11. Day Glo Sun Visor (5:14)
12. Benevolent Synergy (3:05)
13. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety (3:19)
14. Insert Money Now (0:49)
15. Don’t Eat Cake (2:38)
16. Caffeinated (2:26)
17. Piano Bubbles (1:45)
18. Hippy Sammys Jungle Beat (1:27)
19. Working Mans Uterus (2:35)
20. Wired Crossing (3:27)
21. Jungle Sammys Hippy Beat (1:10)
22. Electric Fork (0:55)
23. Cultural Differences (3:19)
24. Wet Slappy Thing (3:31)
25. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety Coda (1:13)
Tools used:
Guitar by Bitchin Bob
Korg Kaossilator
Korg Kaossilator Pro
Korg Mini-KP
Korg Micro Key 37
Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic (awwwww))
Ableton Live (someday we’ll figure it out)
Adobe Audition (to watch it fight over midi devices)
Chord Pulse (music writing on the cheap)
A Butt Load of VST Plug Ins
Coffee
Voices by:
Bitchin Bob
CeMeGo
MsNeeBo
Theatreshmuck
Hippy Sammy
Chef Jeff
North Tower
Paul-E
** We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for pleasure! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Wet Slappy Thing)!
Hozpitality Preview? PIANO BUBBLES!
Found a new VST (virtual synthesizer template) called “KRUUD” (I am hoping it is not pronounced like “crud”) that had a really nifty arpeggiator where you can discreetly control the keys after the initial note. Hard to explain but cool to hear.
I added on some reverb and delay thanks to the LiquidVerb VST, and I recorded it in Audition (no overdubs, thats why it is more pleasant noise than music) and added a nifty stereo panner/swapper effect before mix-down.
Is this totally neato or what?
Hozpitality UPDATE! – Tentative Song Collection Leaked…
Yup, we’re leaking information on the Hozpitality release like an old lady with bladder problems. This will be Hozpitality’s LARGEST RELEASE YET. A DOUBLE STUDIO ALBUM with bits of audio culled from the past 3 years that fell on the digital floor.
Here is the completed track list so far with durations. The plan is to add more material. Titles are TOTALLY subject to change by official release time (and they will more than likely be changed). We still haven’t agreed on an album title but here’s what we have so far:
FINALIZATION OF THIS NEW MASTERPIECE ALBUM TO HAPPEN ON SATURDAY FEBRUARY 9, 2013. If you feel you haven’t been adequately represented on this release, or have more audio input to add, this date will be your last chance.
Nobody Needs to Learn How To Play Music Anymore!
The answer is here…. Watch and be amazed.
Thanks to Bob for finding this. No thanks to Bob for not posting it first! HAHAHAHA!
Something Exciting is Coming Soon
We have 9 tracks completed and counting. This is going to be a biggy! Now is the time to get excited. This one has all new material (of course), new obscure references, more talented input from new members, new toys, new plumbing, better (lack of) planning, and more of what you require for 2013. The sound altering collective has expanded beyond metaphysical limits to bring you a new jaw dropping 3D HD DBX MX ULTRA SUPER WITH WINGS collection of audible action, destined to beautify, baffle and other words that begin with “b”.
You have been warned!