To celebrate this nation’s terrorist way of freeing itself from the chains of a larger oppressor, the I-Sun is having a fit.
Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) has recorded no fewer than five CMEs blasting out of the sun’s atmosphere. No wonder its been so damn hot out lately. Good thing for us that those blasts where not aimed our way. Thank you Jesus.
Sunspot 1084, although a stable sunspot, has a very fabulous swirl of hot gas and magnetic energy spinning around it like hot Wookie mess in drag caught up on a turntable.
Thanks to the folks over at NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory for this fantastic UV image showing that something this flaming has to have a rainbow.
Summertime brings longer days and in some places the sun doesn’t set. This means that aurora storms above the arctic circle are not visible in the night sky. From the looks of this picture taken at 1 AM, I’d say its a pretty fair trade.
A Friend is having a rough time today and most likely for a while to come. He feels like life is too hard live through.
I can’t help him like I want to. what do I do? Thoughts and prays to Buddha people.
Seems that Larry King is leaving his prime time CNN show in the fall. He will be around to host his own show here and there…like a PRO-FESSIONAL. Look it up in the book.
No, thats not the morning after shot of your drunken hook up date from the Double L last night in Rehoho Beach. It’s I-Sun’s newest sunspot-Sunspot 1084.
Sunspot 1084 is roughly the size of I-Earth. It is located on the I-Sun’s southeastern limb. So far 1084 has been quiet, however that could change if the spot’s magnetic field becomes unstable.
Guess whose been taking a little nip of the stupid on the side…Steve Jobs. At first I thought with all the recent solar activity that the I-Sun was sabotaging the fruit fuhrer’s new 4-G i-phone. But no. I was wrong. Turns out, it was the USER all along.
I suppose there is no need for Steve Jobs to say its due to poor design quality, rush to production, etc. That would mean that his products are really no different in their functionality, reliability, and longevity then their competitors. Hmmm…maybe Steve Jobs thinks all of us are the ones taking the stupid…think again fruit fuhrer.
I think the more important issue surrounding the new 4-G i-phone is Will It Blend?
Seems the robot heart is shorting out. Perhaps its from the high density of the solar wind right now or more likely a drop in his massive BP/Hallibuton stock. Either way, you know the republican Jesus has a special place for Dick in his heart.
I wonder if Glenn Beck will weep and start a prayer chain and blame Dick’s cold black robot heart short out as a murder conspiracy by liberal Nazi covert 9 volt battery shock assassins. *sigh*
Today’s winner of absurdity comes from none other then our own EPA. An unnamed governmental agency released a report today saying that they have detected a “cloud of oil” about 3,300 to up to 4,600 feet deep which stretches away from the well head for about 6 miles. The EPA says that there has been “no significant harm to sea life” from this plume.
Like the fish above, I am wondering what absurdities will have to occur to cause what they classify as “significant harm” to the sea life? Meanwhile, back in reality, people are being filmed trying to rescue dolphins in vain off of the beaches in the gulf. Not to mention the articles on the amounts of sharks, rays, and other large predators along with their prey fleeing to shallow waters close to shore.
My advice for the EPA would be to get its head out of Sarah Palin’s medicine cabinet and start coming to terms with one of the worse environmental disasters in I-Earth’s history.
