Ever wonder what our planet and its moon look like from 114 million miles away?
NASA’s Messenger space craft snapped this photo of our hood on its way to Mercury. Messenger is actually flying around searching for small rocky asteroids flying around the I-Sun known as “vulcanoids”. It is very humbling to see our planet from so far away, but it is comforting to see that their are no toll booths hovering in space on the highway back. Imagine the fee on that take ticket…
Ever have something minor happen to you, which seams major at the time and causes a volcanic like explosion of emotion and useless anger? Well the I-Sun feels that way too, and today it blew it’s backside off in a class C-4 solar flare. This was due perhaps to the magnetic field conversion of two sunspots. Or maybe the I-Sun just lost it because of the slow old lady in the checkout line, or the asshole comet that didn’t signal.
The next solar wind stream is scheduled to hit the I-Earth sometime around the 24th, so back up your files cause the I-Sun appears to have a major cause of the ass.
The Perseid Meteor shower is kicking ass right now. If you find yourself out during the hours of 1 – 4 am stumbling home from a bar/club/booty call, or are just up at that time for whatever reason at all-try and lift your head up towards the sky to see if you can make that wish upon a falling star coming from the region of Perseus’s Cluster.
But for those of us who usually are asleep at that time, another way to enjoy these falling rocks during the day is to listen to live meteor radio echoes of the ping backs given off by these big balls of hard space mud. It’s much nicer to listen to the dingleberries from the cluster go whizzing by, vs having to seem them I guess…
This is hilarious! Some lady is suing Disney because she got felt up by Donald Duck!
As the one commenter posted, “The duck doesn’t wear pants, what do you expect?”
This story killed me.
Get your Disney magic on! Travel to Florida, and get felt up by a horny cartoon character! God Bless Amurka!
Old Sunspot 1093 is turning towards our spinning rock and hopefully it will not wink at us with its CME gaze. By tomorrow we will be in its line of fire.
So get out the tin foil…start building that I-Sun Protection Pad…back up your hard drives…and be sure to listen to your radios as the I-Sun is also broadcasting it’s fury on 21 MHz.
Gladys and Ricky are turning into hypnokitties! Kudos to ANYONE (bob? wink wink!) who can add any sort of comedic custom sound to this animated GIF! Something hypnotoad’ish but even crazier perhaps?!
Space Weather is coming from you today from this god awful tourist trap from hell called Orlando Florida. The only good thing about Orlando is its proximity to the Kennedy Space Center & Cocoa Beach. Other then that, the next massive CME can hopefully take this place out. Although, with the heat and humidity here right now, it already feels as if it is…
The I-Sun is blowing it’s top right now and the I-Earth facing side of the I-Sun has had within the last few days a magnitude of CME’s, solar tsunami’s, multiple filaments of magnetism coming off the solar surface, large scale shaking of the solar corona, radio bursts, and more.
I would post a pic or the movie of fun on the I-Sun but the wireless internet connection here sucks so bad I am lucky just to be able to post this…
You knew this was coming.
This lady is awesome. She does traffic reports and even does an occasional sports report.
Here’s Jenny doing traffic!
Here’s Jenny doing an excellent sports report! Listen/watch closely! She’s an expert!
I believe she said the washington wizards uniforms make them look like lounge singers! HAHAHA!