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Great Moments in Parenting

Great Moments in Parenting

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Back when I had a life and a career, I was in charge of a temp who was a good worker. Unfortunately, this worker also liked to pad his time sheet and forge my signature on it. Naturally, when I found out, I fired him. It was a sad affair, with the guy apologizing profusely to me, saying he did it cause he needed the money.

Fast forward 13 years and it seems my initials have struck again, only this time on a 6th grade science quiz that was a “D”. Upon discovery of this, I got really angry. Even more angrier then at the temp who bilked our agency out of thousands of OT hours. Because this time, the betrayal was from someone I love.

I have always told my daughter that if she brings me the bad news first, I will not get angry. If she hides it from me and I find out, I’m gonna explode. She did not follow that rule this time, and I exploded.

My husband thought I was being “harsh” because, and I quote “She said she thought the way you wrote your initials was so cool, was only seeing if she could write the way you do herself…she meant no harm…”

Um, yeah, and it just so happens that the paper she chose to practice it on was her poorly taken quiz? I told my husband, that if that was the way it was going to go for the next 7 years, that he was in trouble. “Daddy, I only took your car and wrecked it into that other car cause I thought the way you wreck cars is SO cool…”

Cool stuff, Grinds My Gears, silly

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!

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This guy speaks da troof!!!

The rent is too damn high… AND YES!  If ya wanna marry a shoe, I’ll marry ya!

This guy should be president of da WORLD!!  (and I’m so totally serious about this).   Thanks to Bitchin Bob for this one!

THIS IS THE MY CURRENT MESSAGE TO MY CURRENT LANDLORD!  Maybe I should just email this to him!!

Watch the follow up videos on The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell from last week and this week!

Spamalot

SPAM ON THE ROAD: Countdown to Shippensburg!

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Spam Poster

OK. A week away from Shippensburg, where I know, alot of you guys are going.

I can’t wait!

2 reasons. Everyone is gonna have a good time and all that jazz, and I get to ride back to Philly that night!

Yeah that’s right bitches! Back for a full day on Monday. Taking the train early tuesday morning to Utica, NY for the show that night. Just bought the ticket.

This makes me really happy. I get everyone to come see the show. (Emily is gonna love it) and I get to ride back to philly with the boys. Get some Chadley. Spend a whole day with Gladburger, and have my man that night. It’s gonna be great. ………….

Sigh………

Tomorrow we head back to Canada. Don’t know if I told you guys but I went to King of Donair when I was in Nova Scotia. Eh? No Ricky and Julian, but plenty of good gravy cheese fries.

We lost a girl for 4 weeks. She got drunk and dislocated her elbow. It was gross. She has a replacement for a while then she comes back. Roomie is cool. nothing else.

Can’t wait!

Will

Cool stuff, Grinds My Gears, silly

South Park’s Insheeption and Reality Show Stupid “Manufactured Drama” Music

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If you haven’t watched the new episode of South Park yet, you must!

Mr. Mackey is Hoarding

I thought it was funny because all summer long, while in Rehoboth, every time John, Will or Mark would watch a reality show I always bitched that the “manufactured drama” music in the shows drive me nuts.  The episode itself is a mash up of the reality show “Hoarders” (which I shamefully like) and the movie “Inception” which I haven’t seen yet.   There’s this one character that jumps into each scene and does reality show back up music while the plot is hurriedly being explained.  HE IS SO ON THE MONEY! I thought the episode was HILARIOUS, especially when a young Mr. Mackey is getting fucked by Woodsy The Owl and screams, “No woodsy, okay, don’t touch my pee pee, I’ll give a hoot, okay!”.  

Click on this to hear the South Park version of stupid reality show drama music     

You can watch the episode on South Park’s site by clicking here.

Cool stuff, silly, Spamalot

REVEEEEN!!

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This is more or less of a follow-up to Will’s Reveen poster from Canada.  For those who don’t know, there are many references in Trailer Park Boys about Ricky being called Reveen (which the character Ricky HATES.  I think parallels the harassment that is given to Julian about looking like Patrick Swayze).

Apparently Reveen is a Canadian Hypnotist/Magician.

http://www.reveen.com/index.html

The black hole of all information that ignorant people believe for no reason called “wikipedia” has a nice entry for him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Reveen

This Google image search provides some really funny results:

Click here for it!

Ricky!!!!
Reveen!!!!!
silly, Spamalot

Spam on the Road: Goodbye for Now Oh Great White North.

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Just crossed back into the good old US of A , already I feel fatter, lazier and more self important.  Last night we spent in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Most of us spent the night at a place called MENZ BAR. ( john would love it) where we watched the local drag show. Then we followed all the queens ( one gave us a ride) to the other dance bar called Refections.

It was the same show. However, when we arrived they noticed that they didn’t have anyone to run spotlight, so I jumped up on the platform right away, switched it on and went to work. Hint, A little red gel in the spot makes any queen look 100 times better. My help with the show did not go unnoticed, as the stars of the show kept buying me drinks. Yeehaw . I had to text Chris Peterson and tell him the whole story too.

The bar closed at 345 and our bus call was 4 am, so that worked out great. We all dragged our drunk asses onto the buss for a 13 hour trip to Burlington VT.

BUT NOT BEFORE…we stopped at a little place called KING OF DONAIR, and had a slice of pizza. They didn’t sell tshirts tho. sorry Chad.

However, Trailer park fans, I did get to see Reveen in the poster above…..thought you might like that.

RAAAAAAVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

in the northern states all this week, back to Canada next week.

I will blog again when somethin’ happens

Will

Grinds My Gears

GoatHead

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Once again I found myself in Washington County, MD this weekend, and it went smoothly considering what typically happens to me in the past. However, this time I was too confident and just as my daughter and I where leaving to head back home, we stopped at Sheetz to get a bite to eat. The place was crowded and people did their best to line up as civilly as possible while waiting for food, checking out, and basic store navigation.

While I was waiting in line, an older gentlemen thought wrong. He wanted to walk in front of me to exit the store. Cool. He looked at me and said “Excuse me”. I said “Oh, go right ahead sir…” He thought I called him a “goat head” and said “Well, goat head, that was a mean thing to say…” as he glaringly huffed away at me in front of all these people waiting in line.

WTF? Now, granted this place was loud, but really? Goat head? OK. I give up Washington County. You win.