Or at least they have for me.
Take your shine box and go home Bobby. Even though our country now is twice as fucked, I take the small satisfaction of knowing your ass will not infect my state again.
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SPAM ON THE ROAD: Schedule Crap!
Ok so everyone who is coming to Shippensburg.
Tight schedule. I want to see you all. we get into shippensburg around 3. and I have to be at the theatre at 5 for meeting and sound check. I will be free from around 545 to 630. I would love for all of you to meet me at the theater at 545pm if you can for a quick bite to eat or a coffee or something, just so we can see each other a bit. cause I know we are gonna wanna leave for philly right after the show so that chad can get to bed. I will text everyone when I get back into the states tomorrow morning. Just a heads up.
can’t wait till tomorrow.
Will
Great Moments in Parenting
Back when I had a life and a career, I was in charge of a temp who was a good worker. Unfortunately, this worker also liked to pad his time sheet and forge my signature on it. Naturally, when I found out, I fired him. It was a sad affair, with the guy apologizing profusely to me, saying he did it cause he needed the money.
Fast forward 13 years and it seems my initials have struck again, only this time on a 6th grade science quiz that was a “D”. Upon discovery of this, I got really angry. Even more angrier then at the temp who bilked our agency out of thousands of OT hours. Because this time, the betrayal was from someone I love.
I have always told my daughter that if she brings me the bad news first, I will not get angry. If she hides it from me and I find out, I’m gonna explode. She did not follow that rule this time, and I exploded.
My husband thought I was being “harsh” because, and I quote “She said she thought the way you wrote your initials was so cool, was only seeing if she could write the way you do herself…she meant no harm…”
Um, yeah, and it just so happens that the paper she chose to practice it on was her poorly taken quiz? I told my husband, that if that was the way it was going to go for the next 7 years, that he was in trouble. “Daddy, I only took your car and wrecked it into that other car cause I thought the way you wreck cars is SO cool…”
Space Weather Alert
NASA is developing a “Solar Shield” to protect our power grids from geomagnetically induced currents, which are caused by massive CME events.
Although the solar shield (with wings) has not been tested, it beats wrapping tin foil around your head.
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!
This guy speaks da troof!!!
The rent is too damn high… AND YES! If ya wanna marry a shoe, I’ll marry ya!
This guy should be president of da WORLD!! (and I’m so totally serious about this). Thanks to Bitchin Bob for this one!
THIS IS THE MY CURRENT MESSAGE TO MY CURRENT LANDLORD! Maybe I should just email this to him!!
Watch the follow up videos on The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell from last week and this week!
Gladys vs. Pigeon in Window
Great Moments in Parenting
Am happy to report that my daughter requested to listen to Rush’s “Freewill” stating “I love this song…”
In this day and age of over processed food, music, clothes, politicians, etc. I am proud that my kid knows good music when she hears it. At least I am doing something right.
This one is for Emily.
SPAM ON THE ROAD: Countdown to Shippensburg!
OK. A week away from Shippensburg, where I know, alot of you guys are going.
I can’t wait!
2 reasons. Everyone is gonna have a good time and all that jazz, and I get to ride back to Philly that night!
Yeah that’s right bitches! Back for a full day on Monday. Taking the train early tuesday morning to Utica, NY for the show that night. Just bought the ticket.
This makes me really happy. I get everyone to come see the show. (Emily is gonna love it) and I get to ride back to philly with the boys. Get some Chadley. Spend a whole day with Gladburger, and have my man that night. It’s gonna be great. ………….
Sigh………
Tomorrow we head back to Canada. Don’t know if I told you guys but I went to King of Donair when I was in Nova Scotia. Eh? No Ricky and Julian, but plenty of good gravy cheese fries.
We lost a girl for 4 weeks. She got drunk and dislocated her elbow. It was gross. She has a replacement for a while then she comes back. Roomie is cool. nothing else.
Can’t wait!
Will
South Park’s Insheeption and Reality Show Stupid “Manufactured Drama” Music
If you haven’t watched the new episode of South Park yet, you must!
I thought it was funny because all summer long, while in Rehoboth, every time John, Will or Mark would watch a reality show I always bitched that the “manufactured drama” music in the shows drive me nuts. The episode itself is a mash up of the reality show “Hoarders” (which I shamefully like) and the movie “Inception” which I haven’t seen yet. There’s this one character that jumps into each scene and does reality show back up music while the plot is hurriedly being explained. HE IS SO ON THE MONEY! I thought the episode was HILARIOUS, especially when a young Mr. Mackey is getting fucked by Woodsy The Owl and screams, “No woodsy, okay, don’t touch my pee pee, I’ll give a hoot, okay!”.
Click on this to hear the South Park version of stupid reality show drama music
You can watch the episode on South Park’s site by clicking here.
REVEEEEN!!
This is more or less of a follow-up to Will’s Reveen poster from Canada. For those who don’t know, there are many references in Trailer Park Boys about Ricky being called Reveen (which the character Ricky HATES. I think parallels the harassment that is given to Julian about looking like Patrick Swayze).
Apparently Reveen is a Canadian Hypnotist/Magician.
http://www.reveen.com/index.html
The black hole of all information that ignorant people believe for no reason called “wikipedia” has a nice entry for him:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Reveen
This Google image search provides some really funny results:
Click here for it!
