Thanks to Matt Clark for this one.
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Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass Psychadelia – Dust Off Your Balance Knob
I have remixed Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass’s-Green Leaves of Summer.
I had a mix of it recorded backwards that I was enjoying and Will recommended that I have it playing backwards and forwards at the same time.
I took the extra step and put the backwards recording in the left speaker and the forwards recording in the right speaker. That way you can enjoy them both or separate.
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Lush Lagoon
This holiday weekend, why not try something different then the usual beer while celebrating our nation’s history by blowing pieces of it up with fireworks, and sipping on a cool “Lush Lagoon*.”
*WARNING: Do not attempt to put out drunken firework induced fires with “Lush Lagoon.” Dosing the flames with “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury. Ingestion of “Lush Lagoon” may result in death or injury.
Shut Up and Say Yer Sorry!
Effective Ways of Saying You’re Sorry
- I’m feeling defensive. When I feel defensive, sometimes I say things I don’t mean.
- I’m not talking to you like you are someone I love. Let me start over because I do love you.
- I know I’m sounding angry, but I’m feeling extremely threatened. Let me take a couple breaths and try again.
- I know you’re feeling harassed. Please bear with me, I will do better for you.
- I’m afraid if I say I’m sorry, you’ll make everything my fault.
- I’m sorry. I think I was using a tone of voice I did not mean.
- I overreacted earlier. We should try that conversation again.
- I guess I haven’t been listening very well. Please give me another chance.
- Please forgive me?
- I know I’ve hurt you. What can I do to help us get happy again?
- I’ve said some mean things. Can I take them back?
- I’m making it sound like it was your entire fault. I know that’s not true.
- I know I sound mad now. I’m sorry and I haven’t stopped loving you.
- I love you, I hate fighting, and I’m sorry for my part in this one!
- I feel lousy about what just happened. Can we just make up?
* Thanks to John DeCore
Signs of Stagnation?
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!!!!
God, I love baseball!!!!
East Passyunk Avenue in a Travel mag? Think They Forgot One Important Part!
Somehow, E. Passyunk Ave got a glowing write up in some stupid travel magazine because they are rededicating the stupid “singing” fountain (“singing” because it has speakers playing sirius radio mounted around it). I believe the article left out one important part that I have personally experienced living in this neighborhood. I left a comment on the article to that affect. It reads as follows:
Just don’t let the older native Italian crack head and meat head bigots find out you are gay, black or Latino or they’ll beat the crap out of you on the street while the police look away. And beware the unemployed pharmaceutical junkies on xanax and percosets. They have no idea what they are doing and they may suddenly start screaming profanities at the sky or a telephone pole or anything that moves. There’s a TON of unemployed pill popping junkies in this neighborhood walking around like empty headed zombies.
Click here for the article link!
And here is a more appropriate picture.
The Consumerist Does it Again!
Once again, The consumerist website has some interesting posts.
An interesting one I liked: This one is for all the South Philly idiots that take their computers to geek squad!
And NOW, you too can have a smelly data dildo…. Now scented for his/her pleasure. I wonder if you can get a USB data drive that has bad movies on it that smells like shit?
Nothing Better than a Rush drum solo to break up the blog a bit!
Go Neil go!!!!