It’s not a secret that I hate/hated Texas. I read this article and cracked up laughing. This is a jpg so dont hope to click on it and get the next rating of attire. I think the description on the right says more than I could ever say about Texas.
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The Continuing Audio Saga of Job Hunting in Amurka (aka Halloo Meester Glabeeyl): Episode #1
I have decided to start recording my potential job “Whoppertunities®”.
This is the first of hopefully many audio bits of recruiters calling me with job opportunities. Essentially, they are the people who will be representing me to my future dream employer. I suppose this IS the best person to do that. (Sigh). Odds are, well, I’m still looking for work….
Our first contestant in this series needs some serious slowing down or something. I like how long it takes her to find my name on the prostitute du jour list.
Here she is a little slower. Try not to laugh, I laughed it all out!
And, just to show I care, here she is SLOW but with a funky beat for no particular reason.
More to come… Get all excited! Any ideas, or comments? I’m all in!
“The hills are aliiiive, with the sound of droooonesss (ic)”
Music Format Distribution Over The Years (aka I Remember 8 Tracks)
Check out this animated gif from a German website. It shows how people purchased music throughout the years. No play button for the image, it does its’ own magic.
Now where the hell can I get a decent price for my CD’s? Cause I sure as HELL aint sellin my vinyl!!!
Handy Dandy Make Your Own Disaster (MYOD) Simulation!!!
As you all know I collect and love disaster movies and footage. When I found this simulation, I had to try every option. This simulation lets you drop an asteroid on Los Angeles and register the affect in San Diego. You get a choice of three asteroids. Pretty cool!
“Mom? Why Am I So Dumb?!”
Maybe because you’re a Mormon?! MAYBE? Maybe Jesus just thinks you’re a jerk!
I am worried this will start a daily Bitchin Bob Atheist Rant.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Why The Fuck Not?
Of Course it’s…Continued
“Aint Dat Amurka?!”
Seventh Release from Hozpitality!!! It’s a DOUBLE STUDIO ALBUM!
Front Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Back Cover for Hozpitality-Tapestry of Agony
Track List:
1. BPE (0:13)
2. Electric Spoon (1:42)
3. Guinea Fest 2013 (2:42)
4. B6FEA109D(elephant hair) (2:02)
5. New Weapon For Crowd Control (1:04)
6. Montage (2:33)
7. Lunar Trampoline (8:30)
8. Menthol Cigarette Voice (0:22)
9. Is It Art at 296 bpm (4:56)
10. DA NA NA (2:28)
11. Day Glo Sun Visor (5:14)
12. Benevolent Synergy (3:05)
13. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety (3:19)
14. Insert Money Now (0:49)
15. Don’t Eat Cake (2:38)
16. Caffeinated (2:26)
17. Piano Bubbles (1:45)
18. Hippy Sammys Jungle Beat (1:27)
19. Working Mans Uterus (2:35)
20. Wired Crossing (3:27)
21. Jungle Sammys Hippy Beat (1:10)
22. Electric Fork (0:55)
23. Cultural Differences (3:19)
24. Wet Slappy Thing (3:31)
25. Momentary Slapping of the CHOB Variety Coda (1:13)
Tools used:
Guitar by Bitchin Bob
Korg Kaossilator
Korg Kaossilator Pro
Korg Mini-KP
Korg Micro Key 37
Sony Acid Loops (crash tastic (awwwww))
Ableton Live (someday we’ll figure it out)
Adobe Audition (to watch it fight over midi devices)
Chord Pulse (music writing on the cheap)
A Butt Load of VST Plug Ins
Coffee
Voices by:
Bitchin Bob
CeMeGo
MsNeeBo
Theatreshmuck
Hippy Sammy
Chef Jeff
North Tower
Paul-E
** We still don’t make money off of this crap. We do it for pleasure! The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog again. Hozpitality thanks YOU (and your Wet Slappy Thing)!