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Big Deal !!! Who Cares !!!

Hozpitality – EpiPen

EpiPen and Peanut at candle light dinner

Ponzü: The Kitty Vulture

Gladys’s cousin, Ponzü has been stuck in a tree for 3 days.

UPDATE!  Ponzü rescued!
Back on terra firma !!

None of us will forget Ponzü Liberation Day (December 2, 2015) of rejoicing when Ponzü was rescued from the 3 day nightmare in the tree.  VIVE LA PONZüüüü!!!!!!!!!

Ponzü Liberation Day – December 2, 2015
Never Forget!!

LIBERTYYYYYYYY!

How to Start a Business by Dwight Schrute from The Office

This made me laugh..

(fromThe Office-809)

and a nice animated gif to boot!

dwight

The Sad State of Caesars Entertainment’s Harrahs Resort in Atlantic City, NJ

Spent the weekend in Atlantic City at Harrah’s Casino/Resort. We got a room at the Harrah’s Marina building. Everything was expensive. The room looked like a bad motel 6.

Here are some of the atrocities.

Hunk of hair weave hair on the floor of our hotel room.  So obviously lazy vacuuming.
Hunk of hair weave hair on the floor of our hotel room. So obviously lazy vacuuming.

The carpet was stained and discolored in so many places, walking around in your bare feet was a disgusting thought. I know what a vomited wine stain looks like. There was a lot of that all over the place

Carpet Stains
Carpet Stains

Another lovely carpet stain
Another lovely carpet stain

The furniture looked like it had not been replaced since the 80’s. The stains on the furniture were so nasty looking, we put towels on the furniture before we sat on it.

Stain on chair.  Looks like someone had to pee really bad.
Stain on chair. Looks like someone had to pee really bad.
Stain on 80's couch.  Once again, looks like  someone had to pee really bad.
Stain on 80’s couch. Once again, looks like someone had to pee really bad.

Even the pictures had stains on the glass framing. So it looks like they cant even spray some windex and wipe down the pictures.

Even the pictures haven't been wiped down.
Even the pictures haven’t been wiped down.

Here is the view from the window in the room. You can look out over Atlantic City, NJ and see Hotel/Casino’s that are closed (out of business) and other Hotel/Casino’s where they may actually properly clean their rooms.

Window View
Window View

Song of The Week or Moment (Roy Ayers-The Freaky Deaky)

I would just like to say, we get an excellent bargain here.

Not ONLY do we get THE freaky deaky …

BUT ALSO…

THE fonky donkey..

I mean, what more could you ask for? How about a poll?

Which really does it for ya?

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Can you imagine?

In the words of Big Uncle Joe Biden, “This is a very big fuckin deal, right here.”

Note: The wonderful stylish bathrobe hallway bead outfit Mr. Roy Ayers is sportin. Man is ALL CLASS! Makes Jay-Z look like cheap breakfast cereal.

Ya know what? I can’t stand Beyonce (formerly Bouncy)

There! I’ve said it! Hate that woman and whatever crappy music/vocal style she’s trying to pull off.

This video was recommended by Nguyen Cha-Ney.

This is a video of Bouncy singing the national anthem with bad lip reading (Visit Bad Lip Readings YouTube page.  It is hilarious).  She sings LIKE EVERY STUPID R&B SINGER OUT THERE.

Some people would say:  “She’s singing ALL the notes!”

This is funny stuff.

I Love Buster Bluth

Buster Bluth

I am moving through the new season of arrested development.  Each episode tells the same story from a different character’s perspective.  It’s rather unique for a TV series structure.

So far, the greatly over publicized, new season has been interesting, but I got to the 14th of the 15 episodes today and it was a Buster “Mother Boy” Bluth episode.

I had to steal this audio quote of Buster talking to Lucille 2 (Liza Manelli).  He’s attempting to move in with her (much like my life is in transition right now) and what he says here had me laughing so hard, I think I almost shit myself.

Listen closely… and if you get a chance to see this or have seen it, from my experience, I backed up the slider on my computer 12 times to re-watch this segment.

HILARIOUS…

Had to share!