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The True Disney Magic

This is hilarious!  Some lady is suing Disney because she got felt up by Donald Duck!

As the one commenter posted, “The duck doesn’t wear pants, what do you expect?”

This story killed me.

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Get your Disney magic on!  Travel to Florida, and get felt up by a horny cartoon character!  God Bless Amurka!

Horny Naughty Donald

Please Pray for Dick


Seems the robot heart is shorting out. Perhaps its from the high density of the solar wind right now or more likely a drop in his massive BP/Hallibuton stock. Either way, you know the republican Jesus has a special place for Dick in his heart.

I wonder if Glenn Beck will weep and start a prayer chain and blame Dick’s cold black robot heart short out as a murder conspiracy by liberal Nazi covert 9 volt battery shock assassins. *sigh*

A Picture Says A Thousand Words

From the above picture you would think that our President has BP against the wall. CEO Tony Hayward is making the quasi “fist face” and Obama’s got him on the ropes with his “I mean business” pointer thumb. But no. BP is getting off cheap. So just for the hell of it, I googled “what can I buy for $20 billion” and this is what I got.

Wow. The folks on the Gulf Coast will cost BP what Spam costs in terms of the loss of productivity per year. Hmmm. What else? The US Bank Bailout perhaps? A Microsoft Share buyback? Yep. It sounds like its a lot of money to compensate people who have lost their lively hoods, but its really not. It is only the tip of a multi-generational iceberg whose melt rate will overflow in that area for years and years to come.

Joe Biden’s head down says it all. We are screwed.