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WOOOOOOO! 2 HOURS TO GO TILL THE END!!

I’m still hoping for complete and total INSTANT oblivion. Like a light switch to a dimension of nothingness!

GO NOTHING!   GO NOTHING!    GO NOTHING!    WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

nothing

Why America Sucks # 1,348,972,587,298,378

As for the current looming government shutdown and the reasons behind it, I only have this to say:

Yes. Lets abort this fetus. You want a balanced budget? Start making corporations pay their fair share. Tax companies that ship their job overseas at a higher rate. If you want to Lobby Congress, then its a 50% flat tax to run your business. 501-C3’s can no longer be used to raise political funds. Make the DOD its own free standing entity (like the Post Office) along with charging other countries who use our military for “freedom” a “Freedom Fee.” Any church or non-profit group that wants to persuade its members on how OUR country is governed and its laws on ALL of its people, lose their non taxable status and are taxed at the new Lobbyist rate. Outlaw former congressmen, senators, vice presidents, etc from being able to work for defense contractors. Make serving on Congress or the Senate a volunteer position with no pay and no benefits.

Wow. I bet I’ve made this country money, and saved more money then the good congressman Mr. Ryan at a Planned Parenthood fund raiser and I haven’t even done a thing~how totally American of me!

The Ant and the Grasshopper

Remember the old parable about the ant and the grasshopper? The one where the ant worked his ass off storing and saving for the long winter ahead, while the grasshoppers jumped around all summer long and laughed at the ant and his struggles, until they found themselves in the cold. Yeah, you know that one.

One would think that hard working Americans who devote their lives to living within their means, struggling to do without, living check to check with being two checks near the streets, would reap the benefit of being frugal. Nope. Not in America. Seems that in America, the only ones getting ahead are the grasshoppers, whom have shaved the earnings off the backs of the foolish ants, and now seeks to take away all the ants rights to make sure that anymore toiling from this point forward benefits the grasshoppers and the grasshoppers alone.

When reports like that come out, I can’t help but think about those folks in the Middle East right now, whom after years and years of oppressive disparity between the haves and the have nots forced them into the streets to topple these regimes. What would happen if all the “ants” of this country would follow their lead? Would our government (Dems, Repubs, Tea-Baggers, Independents, etc) go quietly into that gentle night? Or would our government act against its people, much like the Libyan whack job has done, bringing in outside mercenaries to kill its own people. Before you answer that, let the Deputy AG of Indiana do that for you. Oh, and you know he only got “removed” from office for stating the grasshoppers views against the foolish ants in public. Those are for closed doors meeting only. I doubt he will have trouble finding another job…perhaps one with Koch Industries, Inc.?

What ever your beliefs are, what ever your views on government, how it should be run, what it should fund, etc are, YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THEN AN ANT. If we want real change in this country, we need to take it back. In taking it back, this means no more corporate & non profit money used in campaign donations. If you want to run for public office, then you need to have lived under the poverty level for one year and survived without resorting to illegal activities, loan sharks, or your mother’s basement. You must be involved in a charitable foundation, and have done volunteer work either in health-care, homeless, etc. Oh, and churches that spew political mantras and sway voters based on beliefs rather then common sense, need to be taxed-an untapped revenue source perhaps?

Its like I told two very out of touch, wealthy, pair of devoted Christians who thought that they should not have to fund the pensions of civil servants or be for workers rights because “it was not their fault that they lost their retirements because of bad investments.” When I countered with “Well, these pension boards are typically run by political appointees, whom are just following the no holds barred reckless banking systems, which caused Wall Street to fail in the first place, yet our tax money bailed them out…how is that any different? These are real people with real lives here, not some corporate executive who can’t shell out bonuses in the millions of dollars for bad and unscrupulous investing behavior…”

I knew this reasoning was lost on them. So I put it into terms they could understand-“Did your savior not say, and I quote, It is easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle, then for a rich man to get into heaven…?” “How many of those “representatives” that you think are doing such a great job cutting the programs for the poor, yet inflating the benefits of the rich are going to be standing right next to you at the pearly gates? In your belief’s I may be going to hell, but I am going to have a great time being there to laugh at you and all your ilk…” I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces. That will be my heaven.

But then again, as an ant, probably not. An ant can only hope that it has enough to survive, while watching the grasshoppers play about and not suffer any of the consequences. That is the true America.

Merry Shitmas!

Merry Shitmas my friends 🙂

I love how Dunsworth is reading Christopher Hitchens book “God is Not Great; How Religion Poisons Everything…” for a Christmas video.

Just in case anyone tries to tell you otherwise, Christmas is NOT Jesus’s birthday. It was to celebrate his conception. So, really, its a celebration about a rape that caused a pregnancy. Nice!

It was also a Roman holiday hijacked by the later Popes in order to get the waining Roman citizens to convert easier to Christianity because early Christians celebrated nothing and the Romans where ALL about their parties…

So Happy Birthday Sun! A tangible God made up of hot burning gas, which has the REAL influence in all of our lives.

Way to go NASA!

With all the hate going towards the government and anything it pays, yet still cashing their checks these days, the rocket scientists at NASA announce that they have “an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life ” that exists in arsenic ponds on….Mars?….Venus?…no Earth.

If life can exist in arsenic ponds here, it has to on other worlds which contain arsenic. And oxygen. And carbon. And nitrogen. And water. So, when looking for other life, we need to look for other Earths right? So how is this a breakthrough? In a time when space travel, space telescopes, space shuttles, and even NASA itself is on the chopping block, this is not the kind of PR campaign that is going to keep your doors open and keep the enlightenment of finding out about the universe we live in ALIVE from the those whom want us to live in the DARK and under the FEAR of an all seeing and all knowing celestial dictator.

Chronicles of the Absurd-NO.You are NOT like me.

And I don’t want YOUR ads playing in MY state. I have enough to deal with considering the biggest asshole we had for governor wants to try his hand at raising my fees and the toll amounts on the roads I travel by running for office again.

I am SO sick of all of these political ads polluting my morning news. I am SO sick of these out of touch, over pandering liars and their bullshit. You assholes want to impress me and get my vote? Then try living without a bank account for a month and get back with me.

Why is it that we can have over 1000+ different soda, cars, jeans, etc. to choose from, yet we are only subjected to two crappy political parties or their side fringe nut jobs? Welcome to the United States of Absurdity.

Chronicles of the Absurd asks “Then Why Am I In The Picture?”

Well the voter’s of the great state of Delaware spoke last night and there to answer the call was their champion Christine O’Donnell. Typically, I could give a shit less what happens in Delaware unless it involves tax free shopping or some time spent with dear friends at the beach, but in this case, I can’t let it slide.

The old “Nuts on the Forehead” or “Tea Bagging” party scored a victory over their Republican counterparts by electing Chrissy to run for the Republican ticket for Joe Biden’s (of all people) seat in the Senate. I watched this morning on some news station thanking Sarah Palin for her victory. Really? Wow. If the Chronicles of the Absurd was having a beauty pageant, she would definitely be first runner up. The reason why for first runner up? She scored low points with the closeted gay judges during the final Q & A round on the masturbation question.

Even Sarah Palin is not stupid enough to answer or even bring up that question, I mean the bitch can see Russia from her house! I just feel sorry for the people of Delaware when their S.A.L.T. leader goes to the Senate and enacts laws that forbid them from touching themselves when with themselves.  And as for an answer to Chrissy’s question at the end of the video,  “If it was not for putting a masturbation piece in front of masses, hiding the Talibanistic Christian Right Wing Bullshit, honey you would not have been elected…that is why you are in the picture bitch!”