This is what happens when the kitty’s go 8 hours without food. I put some treats on the floor to hold off the hunger while I went to the store to buy more kitty cereal. This was their reaction after they all snorted the treats down like savages.
Look how forlorn. Breaks the heart doesn’t it?
(From upper left and clockwise around. Gladys, Finnigan, Jack, and Edgar).
I know how these kitties feel. I went 8 whole hours once without food while waiting for a damn SEPTA bus. To keep from starving, I wound up tearing an innocent young child limb from limb and voraciously eating their sweet, tender flesh until I had my fill. Then the bus came.
Tux fucking attacked me again last night and shredded my arm. All while trying to save his ass from danger…
I hate that cat with the intensity of a thousand white hot suns. I am ready to take his aggressive woman hating gay cat ass back to the gas chamber from where I rescued him. My reasons (all attacks have been unprovoked):
1. He has bitten my mom.
2. He has bitten Emily.
3. He has attacked me 3 times now.
4. He attacks the other cat constantly. So badly, that Ponzu had a 3″ gash down his face. (we had Ponzu before Tux aka Senor Dickhead)
5. He has ripped up my carpet at every door threshold in the house. Can not leave any door closed while he is in the house.
6. He destroyed our bedroom window blinds, which had to be replaced.
7. He puked and shit all over our bathroom rugs, which had to be replaced.
8. He has ripped up the kitchen screen window.
9. He shit’s all over the yard, and then rips up the grass or doesn’t even bother to cover it.
10. He has ripped up the weather stripping around my kitchen garage door. He does this when he can’t go outside.
11. He’s a total dick.
12. He does not purr. What kind of fucking cat doesn’t purr?
13. He drools all over my bed when he does try to purr while Brent is giving him love, because that is the only person who can do so in my home.
14. He hates women.
15. He knocks over the food and water bowls. Constantly.
But…Brent loves him….and Tux loves Brent. Only shows affection to Brent. Follows Brent everywhere…waits for him to come home from work…while sleeping all day on Brent’s side of the bed…or laying on Brent’s after work clothes he wears all week after work…
I fucking hate that cat so much. I never thought I would say that after the love I felt for old ironsides, but I do. Fuck Tux. That cat needs to go down.