The second album from Hozpitality. This one was hustled into production from the overwhelming popularity of the first album. It was short so it was called an e.p. (which is short for extended play. It is a musical recording which contains more music than a single, but is too short to qualify as a full album or LP). Oddly enough it is slightly longer than the first album. Hozpitality once again keeps you on your toes!

This album lovingly includes the “Tuffy Goosewich Suite”.  These were songs that were created using samples from the The Conet Project-Recordings of Shortwave Numbers Stations.  These samples were used in conjunction with Sony Acid Studio to make some sort of musical ambient sensation of subtle mystery and freakishness.

The name Tuffy Goosewich is a misspelling of the Phillies Minor League Baseball player “Tuffy” Gosewich, who was being profiled in the news at the time of the creation of these tracks.  His likeness has been lovingly distorted on the album cover.  There is no reason for this association other than it being a funny sounding name (poor guy).  Nobody should take offense to this use, as there is no malicious intent… get over it!  The way things are on the Internet these days, there is a chance this could actually make the guy more famous (if his name wasn’t so damned funny).

Track List:

1. Tuffy Goosewich Suite(Bob Version 1) (1:46)
   Bitchin Bob’s shot at the suite.
2. Property Patch Whore (2:12)
   Denise and CeMeGo reminisce about a night at a bar where a bunch of motorcycling whore’s come to get drunk and beat the crap out of each other.
3. Tuffy Goosewich Suite(Chad Version 1) (1:19)
   CeMeGo’s attempt at the Tuffy suite.
4. I’m Gonna Put This on My iPhone (2:39)
   CeMeGo hates the iPhone (guest starring Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty) (2:39)
5. Here Kitty Kitty(Daddy n Meez Gonna Cum) (3:29)
   A family affair on the phone (where most of these take place).  Gladys is not amused!
6. Tuffy Goosewich Suite(Chad Version 2) (1:54)
   Funny how radio noise can break down into something completely musical and misdirected at the same time.
7. Albino Goomba (2:41)
   Need a catch phrase?  Hate everyone including yourself? This is the song for you!  If you make a t-shirt out of any of these phrases, please contact us for a good laugh!  (Language not suitable for children or anyone with rational thought).
8. Tuffy Goosewich Suite(Dirty Mayonnaise Finale) (1:26)
   A grand finale collaboration where the radio noise becomes the musical notes.  If digital audio needed a razor blade to cut tape, this song’s creators would all have bled to death.

Tools used:

Sony Acid Loops
Adobe Audition (blah!)
Olympus Digital Voice Recorder WS-600S
Radio Shack Voice Memo Recorder

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (17 megs)**

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