NEW (third) ALBUM from HOZPITALITY (2012)

The third album from electronic masturbatory manipulators Hozpitality, brings 9 selections of mind blowing electronic music for your amusement. Personnel includes: Denise, Cemego, Bitchin Bob, Kevin, Theatreshmuck, and Count Samula.

Hozpitality-Expressway To Your Anus

Track list:

  1. Buy Now Viagra Cialis (2:30)
    Spam never sounded so sexy.
  2. Where’s My Medicine? (6:27)
    Bob asks the age old question.  For when the pain, the itching, and the inflammation starts.
  3. Cemego One (8:14)
    New instruments, new experiment.  This was an initial stab at dynamic phrase synthesis.
  4. Hey Yahhh (4:16)
    Works really good with a video collage from the TV show Intervention.  (See Denise for site reference).
  5. Expressway To Uranus (6:08)
    All aboard for the title track!!  Tickets please!  (Watch your step!)
  6. Requiem For A Post Holiday Wednesday (for Gamera) (9:17)
    How to sound close to Stevie Nicks’ Stand Back, without trying.
  7. Kevin and Mary (3:29)
    Allow this tune to vaporize into your grey matter while Mary inevitably plays Nintendo.
  8. Deep Fissures (2:22)
    Chugging up like a train, to a bouncy sound about a crevasse.  When they ask, say “no way!”
  9. Burp A Burp of Liquid Dynomite (1:13)
    Burpy and explosive conclusion to your travel down the Expressway to Uranus.

Tools used (with links):

Click here to download a .zip file of the album in .mp3 format including cover art. (40 megs)**

** We don’t make money off of this crap.  We do it for fun!  The best compensation would be a comment or review right here on this blog.  Hozpitality thanks YOU (and Uranus)!

4 thoughts on “NEW (third) ALBUM from HOZPITALITY (2012)”

  1. “In God’s eyes everybody’s hot. There is beauty all through her. Picture the fattest chick you know. God would totally do her. He’d do her all the way, and call her the next day to see how work was goin.”

  2. Bob is too busy to comment but he said he likes the last 3 tracks. WOOOOOOOOOOOO! A GLOWING REVIEW! 🙂 (Look out “Grammy Awards for the wannabe’s”, here we come!)

  3. A review:
    Somwhere between avant-garde and old-hat dance, between the sarcastic and the sublime one can find HOZPITALITY. A band of tech enthusiasts who preach musical transformation with a mix of excitement, mockery and I daresay hope. HOZPITALITY are more than happy to take you riding on their musical expressway and reflect these incongruent values every step of the trip. Lean arrangements and simple lyrics put them into a deliciously ambiguous place between delight and mockery. The appealing bounce of synthesizer sounds coolly outlines the new networks of power which computer technology have enabled these everyday individuals. Notable music develops as their gifts become evident. This richness, mixed with rhythmic drive and conceptual rigour creates a most satisfying recording.

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