Everybody Pooooops! Sommmmmetiiiiiiiimes… (SIC of R.E.M.)

NOTE:  Nursey people (like Liz or Kay), any medical advice you may have is definitely welcome as (like most) I’m an American with no health insurance, and it’s too damned cold now to stand outside the clinic in a line with the homeless and unwed/raped mothers at 7AM with a fever.  And if this grosses anyone out, I’m sorry, but the revenge note at the bottom was fun and the chart gave me a laugh because Type 1 looks like bunny poop! (Also, I THINK Bristol has nothing to do with Bristol Palin… OR DOES IT?)

If you have had a meal at the Wendy’s located here, you may need this helpful chart below.  I have been suffering from my visit last Friday and it has been very painful.  I’ve lost my appetite, and been feverish for 5 days now.

Seems Type 7 is my fate.  I’ll let you know when my kidneys and liver fail (unless my unpaid cell phone dies first!)  HA!

Here’s the message I left on their website:

I ordered a double with cheese, hold the lettuce tomato and onion medium sized meal. (I incorrectly received a double without cheese), and an order of Asian chicken wings.

Upon my return home about an hour or two later I exhibited a high fever. I have had diarrhea for 5 days now. You need to check the cleanliness of your restaurant, the food handlers, or the quality of your food before you kill someone. This is not the first time I have been made ill by this particular Wendy’s. Clean your surfaces or wash your hands.

One thought on “Everybody Pooooops! Sommmmmetiiiiiiiimes… (SIC of R.E.M.)”

  1. FROM MY MOM aka YODA(she stayed here last night and I showed her your post before she left for work)

    Chad – sorry you are ill – food borne illnesses usually present as vomiting and diarrhea – the culprit can be meat, tomato or lettuce as we have seen in the past – politically your plight is share by millions and that is why we need and should demand health care for all- anyway – rest, drink fluids- especially a Gatorade type product for electrolytes and Tylenol. These thing run ( no pun ) their course. Actually the Asian chicken wings could easily be the problem. If your situation does not improve you may need to submit a stool culture to r/o organism which can require antibiotics. Brent and Nee will help with your health-care requirements – don’t delay – this condition puts your body in a state of acidosis. Take care – MOMMA YODA – nurse to the GRAYBILLS!!

    Mom said there is also a lot of flu going around too, and the good thing is that you are not vomiting.

    And as she said…we love you and will take care of you if you let us…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *